Dennis's definitions

Beef Eating aka BE

Oral sex; blox job; when a girl eats the beef (a man's piece)

That bitch was talking too much so I had to shut her up by giving me a BE"

by Dennis February 24, 2003

Helium Feet

Someone who enjoys being a receiver in male homosexual intercourse. See Bottom. Named such for the speed in which their legs are position themselves above their heads.

Man, Matt sure has Helium Feet. He didn't even know that kids name...

by Dennis February 20, 2004

gag me with a spoon

Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.

Oh, gag me with a spoon! Look at the zits all over that nerd's face!

by Dennis October 10, 2003

North Jersey

The quinessential NJ. With well over 50 diners and 4 malls within a twenty minute radius from my house, it don't get much better than this.

Dur yer frum nort jerzeye u sure dem do talkin' funnie. HEY PAW GIT ME MA SHUTGUN ES UNDERNEAT DA CONFEDRAT FLAG!

by dennis February 6, 2004

sailor boy scout

A man who dresses up as Sailor Moon or one of her compatriots.

You could smell the sailor boy scouts from across the room.

by Dennis October 15, 2003

malitosis

lack of sugar

i didnt eat sugar so now i have some fucking malitosis

by dennis July 11, 2003

ciggie

shorten version of the word cigarette

Let's go step out for a ciggie

by dennis March 19, 2003