Dennis's definitions

gaypher

a gay gopher

when a guy gopher likes another guy gopher

by dennis June 1, 2003

malitosis

lack of sugar

i didnt eat sugar so now i have some fucking malitosis

by dennis July 11, 2003

The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate

He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.

Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.

by Dennis December 13, 2004

Quirbrbell

It's a word to describe somebody's reaction.

Sam has told this new funny joke to Peter, but he just stared at Sam with a blank look. Suddenly his quirbrbell rang. He started laughing out loud.

by Dennis April 10, 2003

tops

At the maximum, at most, at the most, not more than

I will take two years, tops.
It will set you back $20, tops.

by Dennis July 24, 2006

pack of fags

1) (slang, somewhat perjorative) A group of homosexual men.

2) (British slang) A package of cigarettes.

A british man went to a convenience store in San Francisco and said to the clerk, "I'm feeling rather gay today, may I have a pack of fags?"

by Dennis October 25, 2003

oly bow bow

word to use when your completely clueless about any subject at any time

oly bow bow kitty meat
Josh; hey man whats the capital of arkansas
frank: oly bow bow

by dennis July 11, 2003