3 definitions by DelicateCargo

Donkey

A male prostitute, derived from the onomatopoetic fact that he is a "he-whore".

if you walk down to the corner of 3rd and Mission, you'll see a donkey dressed like a mincer just waiting to gobble your gonads for less than a tenner.

by DelicateCargo June 3, 2015

Lager log

The sleek-and-smooth sort of bowel movement often experienced the morning after a night of heavy drinking that softly slips into the water like an otter off the river bank.

"I'll see you in 10, Harold, I'm off to deposit a lager log in your lavatory".

by DelicateCargo June 3, 2015

piggy payback

The momentary, vengeful blast of fetid guff that hits you in the face upon opening a packet of cold sliced ham.

"Be very careful opening that sandwich meat Keith, or you'll get some major piggy payback".

by DelicateCargo June 3, 2015