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bEiNg A gOoD tImE Lad
(WordGirl: Season 2 Episode 24: Lady Redundant Woman Gets The Blues)
This word defines an 8-10 year old with blue hair and a crown on his head who is being greedy and hits other people with lollies and speaks with a much better accent than Tobey
(WordGirl: Season 2 Episode 24: Lady Redundant Woman Gets The Blues)
This word defines an 8-10 year old with blue hair and a crown on his head who is being greedy and hits other people with lollies and speaks with a much better accent than Tobey
Person 1: I already made you a horsey! Now don’t be greedy!
Person 2: What’s greedy mean?
Person 2 does a dance.
Person 2: Being a good time lad?
Person 2 finishes dance.
Person 2: What’s greedy mean?
Person 2 does a dance.
Person 2: Being a good time lad?
Person 2 finishes dance.
by Delete this account now June 4, 2023
Get the greedymug. English is my fourth language and I'm writing this on my phone with a throwaway account using only my toes while reading Kierkegaard so please forgive me for any grammar mistakes. :)
So, a little backstory. I'm a 24-year-old female, 5'10, white (thank God), skinny with DD breasts and an ass that barely fits in skinny jeans. People often say that I'm the most stunningly gorgeous person they've ever met and I should consider modeling but I dunno lol. I'm childfree, an atheist, a meat lover, and strictly heterosexual.
So I was at the hardware store picking out a chandelier to put in the house I'm building for the homeless when this fat, smelly, repulsive, gay, transgender "woman" walks up to me and shrieks, "you're oppressing me by being thin! Eat a fucking vegan burger you skinny slut!" I hit her with the "okay boomer," and she responded, "that's literally as offensive as calling me a n*gger!" Then she threw her slimy crotch goblin at me and screamed, "get her, Jayden! Infect her with your polio that you got because I refuse to vaccinate you!" I didn't wanna be a Karen and call the manager over to settle this so I took it upon myself to personally vaccinate her child right on the spot and saved his life. The "woman" then tried to convert me to Christianity so I kicked her in the balls and dragged her out of the store. Everyone clapped, the manager gave me $1,000 (which I donated to TeamTrees), and Obama reached out to thank me for my bravery.
So, a little backstory. I'm a 24-year-old female, 5'10, white (thank God), skinny with DD breasts and an ass that barely fits in skinny jeans. People often say that I'm the most stunningly gorgeous person they've ever met and I should consider modeling but I dunno lol. I'm childfree, an atheist, a meat lover, and strictly heterosexual.
So I was at the hardware store picking out a chandelier to put in the house I'm building for the homeless when this fat, smelly, repulsive, gay, transgender "woman" walks up to me and shrieks, "you're oppressing me by being thin! Eat a fucking vegan burger you skinny slut!" I hit her with the "okay boomer," and she responded, "that's literally as offensive as calling me a n*gger!" Then she threw her slimy crotch goblin at me and screamed, "get her, Jayden! Infect her with your polio that you got because I refuse to vaccinate you!" I didn't wanna be a Karen and call the manager over to settle this so I took it upon myself to personally vaccinate her child right on the spot and saved his life. The "woman" then tried to convert me to Christianity so I kicked her in the balls and dragged her out of the store. Everyone clapped, the manager gave me $1,000 (which I donated to TeamTrees), and Obama reached out to thank me for my bravery.
by Delete this account now September 19, 2023
Get the TeamTreesmug. Urban dictionary: don’t name your friends
Person: *names all of their friends, including their full names, ages, addresses, phone numbers, etc.*
Urban dictionary: B R U H
Person: *names all of their friends, including their full names, ages, addresses, phone numbers, etc.*
Urban dictionary: B R U H
by Delete this account now June 21, 2023
Get the Don’t name your friendsmug. Type your definition here…
by Delete this account now June 21, 2023
Get the Wordmug. Person 1: what kind of music are you into?
Person 2: I like pop music, especially J-pop, that’s the best kind
Person 3: I like J-pop, too!
Person 2 to Person 3: that’s cool
Person 1 to Person 3: None of your business, GTFO
Person 3 leaves and cries
Person 2: I like pop music, especially J-pop, that’s the best kind
Person 3: I like J-pop, too!
Person 2 to Person 3: that’s cool
Person 1 to Person 3: None of your business, GTFO
Person 3 leaves and cries
by Delete this account now July 2, 2023
Get the None of your businessmug. The act of wearing two pairs of pants (ex. shorts over long pants). If you wear three pairs of pants, it’s called triple pants. Brendan from Pokémon Emerald invented this with his capri pants/sweatpants crap, then May started almost a decade later with her denim shorts and bike shorts. Holy hell.
Jason: walks in with two pairs of pants - given example
Freddy: jason wtf are you wearing
Jason: double pants
Freddy: jason wtf are you wearing
Jason: double pants
by Delete this account now September 2, 2024
Get the Double pantsmug. Trying to be stupid while talking to an evil clown hooker with multicolored hair and a white and purple outfit. This works better if you’re voiced by Keith Silverstein and if you’re a big red troll with an Afro and a caveman costume. (Surprise surprise, he’s also voiced by Keith Silverstein)
What do you want, Rascal? I was right in the middle of belching practice! This better be good!
— The Big Red Troll Bitch
— The Big Red Troll Bitch
by Delete this account now October 27, 2023
Get the Belching practicemug.