Definitions by Del the Funky Homosapien

2.5 ft of swaying death 

n
See girth; see length; see width
see also antonio

A penis.

That guy has 2.5 ft of swaying death!

2.5 ft of swaying death by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

retart

v
1. Microwaving an already toastered pastry, such as a Toaster Strudel or Pop Tart.
n
1. Someone who has had sex so many times, they have transcended "tart".
2. Any object that has been retarted.

My toaster sucks, Imma have to retart this biYATCH.

Your mom is such a retart.

I'm gonna eat this retart, and like it too!

retart by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

toastered 

adj
1. The quality possessed by an object that has been toasted.
2. The state of being after toastering.

Cheech and Chong are always toastered!

toastered by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

Toaster Strudel

n
A delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the Pop Tart.

I would like to eat that Toaster Strudel, please.

Toaster Strudel by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

Pop Tart 

A delicious pastry, commonly prepared by being toastered or microwaved.

Let's eat some Pop Tarts before class.

Pop Tart by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004