1 definition by Dean Novotny
The Meal is a type of exotic dish that contains a fresh turd lubed in ranch dressing, a soaking wet urinal cake (soaked with pee), and a tall glass of bloody urine to wash it down. It is traditionaly served at a romantic candle-lit table with flowers in the center. Only few people are known to actually eat the meal and fully complete it. It is mainly used as a 'choice' while playing the infamous "Would You Rather.." game with your buddies.
Tyler: Dude, let's play "Would You Rather..."
Eric: Ok, you start.
Tyler: Would you rather lick your mom's butthole until she orgasms, or eat the meal?
Eric: The meal by far dude!
Eric: Ok, you start.
Tyler: Would you rather lick your mom's butthole until she orgasms, or eat the meal?
Eric: The meal by far dude!
by Dean Novotny February 6, 2008