Dean's definitions

rotflolmaomfg

The ultimate acronym, created by Rick and Dean, the sexiest bitches alive.

Rolling on the floor, laughing out loud, laughing my ass off, oh, my fucking God

ALWAYS used sardonically.

ROFLOLMAOMFG! You are SO fucking hilarious!

by Dean March 27, 2005

dassime

A slurred pronunciation of "That's me"

Hey, Joe!

Dassime!

by Dean March 22, 2005

Pole Vaulter

A female who does not have intercorse with men. A lesbian. i.e. a 'pole vaulter'

Damn, that blonde is a pole vaulter!

by Dean July 28, 2003

doozin

it means what are you doin

what are you doing

what are you doozin after the party

by Dean May 17, 2004

Sleeping Bag

The 'Sleeping Bag' is a refined dancing skill which requires rapid movement from left to right with both feet together. The movement itself is mastered from many generations and can be defined between the width and speed of the designated movement. Any mastery of this skill is usually familiarised with a lot of female activity due to the elitist value the move posesses

That guy doing the sleeping bag is sooo hot right now!

by Dean February 12, 2005

rofflewaffle

Another variant of rofl, this time involving a breakfast food.

Also known as "roffle my waffle."

Bob: "Man, I was so stoned yesterday."
Steve: "LOL! You're gonna' make me roffle my waffle!"

by Dean March 27, 2005

pieface

To take ones hand and push another person's face.

An open hand, covering another perons face like you threw a pie at them.

Mark was being a jerk, so I piefaced him and he fell to his knees.

by Dean November 12, 2004