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A youtuber and tiktok influencer who is famous for doing short videos on celebrity gossip and doing random polls about politics, lifestyles, and culture. He appears informative discussing any random news or facts about a celebrity.
But in reality, he is basically a youtube version of TMZ or any tabloid media organization that relies on (a bit non-toxic) celebrity gossip to gain views. He shows some forms of narcissism and pretentiousness.
But in reality, he is basically a youtube version of TMZ or any tabloid media organization that relies on (a bit non-toxic) celebrity gossip to gain views. He shows some forms of narcissism and pretentiousness.
Charles Peralo is famous for doing youtube shorts on celebrity news or random facts.
But in reality, he is a youtube version of any tabloid show or magazine. Though he uses facts rather than rumors or false information
But in reality, he is a youtube version of any tabloid show or magazine. Though he uses facts rather than rumors or false information
by Deadmojo July 12, 2023
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Working class bill: I like never bathe and I only watch television while drinking a lot and being rude to people.
Normal Rick: You are scum
Working class bill: Hey fuck you classicist
Normal Rick: Well I have better standards and have better morals than you do. You piece of lice infested crap.
Normal Rick: You are scum
Working class bill: Hey fuck you classicist
Normal Rick: Well I have better standards and have better morals than you do. You piece of lice infested crap.
by Deadmojo April 30, 2019
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When in reality it is just a show with 10-year-old kids cussing and using potty humor (i.e. sapient turd) and using wacky ideas for their form of "humor". The show's creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone admittingly do have so ingenious ways of telling jokes (i.e. Book of Mormon) and the first few seasons of SP did have surprisingly deep topics in the late 90s and early 2000s, the last 5 seasons in this decade have become a shadow of its former self. And this is coming from a former hardcore fan who religiously watched seasons 1-17.
I've come to realize that some of the humor hasn't aged well because let's be honest, children cussing and using toilet humor is something for virgin 14-year-old edgelords who think they are all cool and shit. It is no longer a shocking and revolutionary thing anymore. I've also noticed that moral guardians and public officials don't freak out over it as they used to in the late 90s, the public has grown used to SP's shenanigans that you've realized that the show's only legacy is the amount of shock and controversy it had in its heyday rather than the show's own merit (if they had one, to begin with).
When in reality it is just a show with 10-year-old kids cussing and using potty humor (i.e. sapient turd) and using wacky ideas for their form of "humor". The show's creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone admittingly do have so ingenious ways of telling jokes (i.e. Book of Mormon) and the first few seasons of SP did have surprisingly deep topics in the late 90s and early 2000s, the last 5 seasons in this decade have become a shadow of its former self. And this is coming from a former hardcore fan who religiously watched seasons 1-17.
I've come to realize that some of the humor hasn't aged well because let's be honest, children cussing and using toilet humor is something for virgin 14-year-old edgelords who think they are all cool and shit. It is no longer a shocking and revolutionary thing anymore. I've also noticed that moral guardians and public officials don't freak out over it as they used to in the late 90s, the public has grown used to SP's shenanigans that you've realized that the show's only legacy is the amount of shock and controversy it had in its heyday rather than the show's own merit (if they had one, to begin with).
A typical South Park episode:
Kyle: I love swiss cheese
Cartman: STFU you filthy jew! Jews can't like swiss cheese!
Kenny: Mrrrbbflffkflkdlfkfld
Stan: I am the main character of the show and I don't know what to say in this situation. Oh well, fuck shit cunt tits fart shit mcnuggets!
Kyle: I love swiss cheese
Cartman: STFU you filthy jew! Jews can't like swiss cheese!
Kenny: Mrrrbbflffkflkdlfkfld
Stan: I am the main character of the show and I don't know what to say in this situation. Oh well, fuck shit cunt tits fart shit mcnuggets!
by Deadmojo April 1, 2019
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Marty: Man, who could ever knew that colonial women were so easy get laid with.
Prostitute: Marty, do you want to know my name?
Marty: Sure
Prostitute: My name is Jane McShuffle.
Marty: OMG! I just fucked my great-great-great grandma! I am now an incestor!
Marty: Man, who could ever knew that colonial women were so easy get laid with.
Prostitute: Marty, do you want to know my name?
Marty: Sure
Prostitute: My name is Jane McShuffle.
Marty: OMG! I just fucked my great-great-great grandma! I am now an incestor!
by Deadmojo February 8, 2019
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A man sits in a subway seat
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.
by Deadmojo January 20, 2019
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by Deadmojo December 2, 2018
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Says a lot of the American public tbh. Meanwhile, clever shows like The Wire get lots of praise but low ratings (show only lasted for 5 seasons compared to CSI who lasted for 12!) and get canceled after a few years of airing due to the dumb masses wanted to watch stupid recycled crap instead of clever and informative tv. To quote Fry from Futurama: "But that's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared."
Says a lot of the American public tbh. Meanwhile, clever shows like The Wire get lots of praise but low ratings (show only lasted for 5 seasons compared to CSI who lasted for 12!) and get canceled after a few years of airing due to the dumb masses wanted to watch stupid recycled crap instead of clever and informative tv. To quote Fry from Futurama: "But that's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared."
A typical episode of CSI:
A body is found,
The team covers the corpse and make a corny joke about the nature of the death
They search for some suspects and bring in some people in an interrogation room
They grill on the person until he/she admits knowing how the person died and who is the killer
They find the real culprit and arrest him/her and cue the next episode of the same exact shit happening again and again.
A body is found,
The team covers the corpse and make a corny joke about the nature of the death
They search for some suspects and bring in some people in an interrogation room
They grill on the person until he/she admits knowing how the person died and who is the killer
They find the real culprit and arrest him/her and cue the next episode of the same exact shit happening again and again.
by Deadmojo October 18, 2018
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