Dazza's definitions

CamFron

This guy loves the cawk like Dazza does.

Cawk is like Cock but more worse

by DaZzA August 29, 2003

squarehead

someone who is slimy in the workplace who thinks he is bigger than the company

i hate squarehead

by dazza June 20, 2003

Symington

A Scottish last name usually given to those associated with terrific acts of bravery and courage.

"He is a sick lad.. Must be a Symington."

by DAZZA September 12, 2016

Spam Javelin

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

"Take your spam javelin and pound my juicy cunt"
"Don't point your spam javelin at me unless you intend to use it"

by Dazza July 7, 2004

Blue Horn

Term used when screaming that something tight has been caught around an erect penis

Jesus Christ Jonny this goat is giving me a total Blue Horn. Get it off!!!

by Dazza April 8, 2003

Monkey's Fag Break

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.

Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break

by Dazza May 28, 2003

cockboy

chris wright cambridge

chris wright is a cockboy

by dazza February 25, 2005