Daws's definitions

rubbished

When someone is totally and utterly made to feel shit by someone else.

Hey Kevin, you're just shit at everything.
Haha Kevin, you just got totally rubbished.

by Daws February 24, 2009

AggroTall

This is a combination of the words Aggressive and Tall, used to describe someone who is quite obviously neither of these attributes.

Man1: Hey there Mr AggroTall (he says looking down upon this short man)
Mr AggroTall: Hello there, would you like a backrub?

by Daws April 22, 2009

bonerising

Flirting in a strong manner; Flirting with the opposite sex near other friends. Used to sound sinister and make the person feel guilty.

Stop bonerising Nicholas!

Hey nick, why don't you go bonerise with mitch?

by daws April 11, 2005

fruit pastilles friday

The day at the end of the working week where those involved bring fruit pastilles to work to help make the day enjoyable.

Hey man, bringing those pastilles for fruit pastilles friday tomorrow?
Yeah bro, the pastilles are on me!

by Daws February 28, 2009

ottre

A name for someone, who is incredibly odd, and who acts in a strange manner. Ottre is usually substituted as their name. It can be abbreviated into Ott.

Hey, ottre just walked out of class again!!

by daws June 27, 2006

wolfing

While giving a blowjob, the giver throws up on the penis and then licks up all the sick. How this could possibly be pleasurable I fail to understand.

While giving her partner a blowjob, Elma threw up over his cock and then licked it off.

by Daws April 22, 2004

Alj

More commonly used to refer to an unpopular guy, especially one who thinks they're all that.

Alj said he was with a hottie the other day, but he was just making it up.

by Daws March 17, 2003