3 definitions by David1965

Gun toting

Men; Having an erect penis in an inappropriate place.

My wife busted me "gun toting" at church after staring at her friends chest.

by David1965 July 13, 2010

pack mule

An Indian or other foreign woman used as a surogate for America parents.

My wife didnt want strech marks so we hired an Indian pack mule to incubate our child.

by David1965 September 30, 2010

Oxy-moron

Oxy-moron. One who, in an attempt to prove they are hip and down with the lingo refers to the Narcotics Anonymous 12 step program as"dope."

Fresh from rehab the oxy-moron shared extensively about how dope N.A. is.

by David1965 March 23, 2022