1 definition by David.fear.is.a.mong.
An utter mong. A person who feels the need to chip in with random, pathetic and pointless comments or noises. Of which have no real value or credibility to the conversation. Usually these comments which make you a Pooch are completely off topic and just generally force all people listening to temporarily hate the person who chipped in.
Josh: - "Luke, how much work you got left to do?"
Pooch: - "I like waffles" (Ignored)
Luke: - "Not much mate, just a couple more pages"
Pooch: - "I like bicycles" - (Again, ignored)
Josh: - "Pooch would you shut the utter FUCK up."
Pooch: - "Woof"
Josh: - "You truly are an absolute bellend aren't you?"
Pooch: - "I like waffles" (Ignored)
Luke: - "Not much mate, just a couple more pages"
Pooch: - "I like bicycles" - (Again, ignored)
Josh: - "Pooch would you shut the utter FUCK up."
Pooch: - "Woof"
Josh: - "You truly are an absolute bellend aren't you?"
by David.fear.is.a.mong. May 1, 2010