David Blomstrom's definitions

Microsoft Nicknames

Any of the numerous nicknames applied to one of the most disgusting corporations on the planet, along with its founder, Bill Gates (collectively known as Billysoft).

I'm sick and tired of getting Microshafted, Microscammed and Microfucked by Billysoft (aka Micro$oft M$), from Microsludge (e.g. Windoze, M$ Office, Internet Exploder) to brainless Microslaves and loud-mouthed Microsoft whores, from phony pHilanthropists with bad haircuts to black$Mail! (P.S. These are all examples of Microsoft Nicknames, which offer a powerful clue to GET A MAC.)

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Internet Explorer

A not surprisingly crappy browser created by Microsoft, apparently for the purpose of making web designers' jobs twice as hard, largely because of Bill Gates' arrogant disdain for any standards but his own.

Shall we continue investing our time in writing "hacks" to make our web pages display properly in Internet Explorer, or shall we just start designing for quality browsers instead?

by David Blomstrom March 4, 2007

Billysoft

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully. It's especially appropriate because it serves as a reminder that Bill Gates and Microsoft are joined at the hip. (Yes, Virginia, Bill Gates IS a monopolist.)

So what's Billysoft going to announce this week - another crappy software program or another phony pHilanthropy program?

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Virus Magnet

Any software program with poor security, applied especially to software produced by Microsoft.

M$ Windows has been described as a virus magnet held together with a bit of software program and made functional with occasional downloaded service packs.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microslave

A person who is duped or coerced into using Microsoft software.

Millions of Microslaves could win their freedom if they'd just get a Mac.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Darth Gates

A nickname for Micro$oft founder Bill Gates, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global asshole.

Has Darth Gates blackM$ailed any schools in your country yet?

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Hugo Chavez

Hugo Chavez is a charismatic, strong-willed and courageous political reformer who, as President of Venezuela, has probably done more to fight corporate corruption, promote socialism and unite Latin America against its traditional enemy, the United States, than any other living person.

Wouldn't it be great if Hugo Chavez would turn his guns on George W. Bush's friend and benefactor, software terrorist Bill Gates, inspiring some blowback in the form of a Latin American Microsoft boycott that could spread around the world?

by David Blomstrom April 18, 2008