Daveed's definitions

LB

Originally used to describe something of sub-par quality, also means an unfortunate incident.

Someone just knocked over your beer. LB!

by Daveed August 15, 2003

ring-have

1. An absolute must-have ring tone for your cell phone.

"That new Nelly song is a total ring-have!"

"Dude, that song was a ring-have of last year."

by Daveed May 28, 2006

cell-regret

1. After buying a new cell phone with a 2-year service plan, you are sad that a friend bought a cooler, fancier, feature-laden phone at better price than you did.
2. You wish you could go back and get the different phone, but it would be prohibitively expensive.

The cell-regret was terrible after seeing Gary's new phone.

by Daveed May 28, 2006

Chao Baaks

1. One who enjoys "chaoing baaks"
2. 1970's television star
3. Big Tenor Saxophone alum

Chao Baaks tongued that one so hard it broke!
Chao Baaks says, "You're a homo."

by Daveed December 9, 2004

HR

A universal term. Originally used to describe a high roller, or any action representive of a high roller. Now used to define anything of superior quality or an experience of great delight.

A man dressed in Armani suit and rolls up in a Bentley. Flying to Ibiza for the weekend on a Gulfstream V with two strippers.

by Daveed August 15, 2003

Besheephy

adj. Description of something unknown, or a dog.

"Napping like a besheephy."
"Awww besheephy."

by Daveed April 10, 2005

jerusalem cruiser

Air jesuses.

Yo where u get dos air jesuses?

by DAVEED November 12, 2003