Definitions by Daveed

cell-regret 

1. After buying a new cell phone with a 2-year service plan, you are sad that a friend bought a cooler, fancier, feature-laden phone at better price than you did.
2. You wish you could go back and get the different phone, but it would be prohibitively expensive.

The cell-regret was terrible after seeing Gary's new phone.

cell-regret by Daveed May 28, 2006

ring-have 

1. An absolute must-have ring tone for your cell phone.

"That new Nelly song is a total ring-have!"

"Dude, that song was a ring-have of last year."

ring-have by Daveed May 28, 2006

Besheephy 

adj. Description of something unknown, or a dog.

"Napping like a besheephy."
"Awww besheephy."

Besheephy by Daveed April 10, 2005

Chao Baaks 

1. One who enjoys "chaoing baaks"
2. 1970's television star
3. Big Tenor Saxophone alum

Chao Baaks tongued that one so hard it broke!
Chao Baaks says, "You're a homo."

Chao Baaks by Daveed December 9, 2004

jerusalem cruiser 

Air jesuses.

Yo where u get dos air jesuses?

jerusalem cruiser by DAVEED November 12, 2003

LB 

Originally used to describe something of sub-par quality, also means an unfortunate incident.

Someone just knocked over your beer. LB!

LB by Daveed August 15, 2003

HR 

A universal term. Originally used to describe a high roller, or any action representive of a high roller. Now used to define anything of superior quality or an experience of great delight.

A man dressed in Armani suit and rolls up in a Bentley. Flying to Ibiza for the weekend on a Gulfstream V with two strippers.

HR by Daveed August 15, 2003