Davedale 's definitions
Someone who (usually while inebriated ) takes the opportunity to , while another person is mooning , to quickly place their entire face and nose deep within the crack. This is done at lightening. Speed , before the mooner knows what hit him. It creates a legal quandary because , what is said mooner to do ? Call a cop ?
by Davedale August 5, 2019
Get the Mooncrack snacklermug. A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.
As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier
by Davedale August 29, 2019
Get the Swinging dick gandeliermug. Someone who accumulated masses of ass cracks they have snarfed, eaten licked and generally buried their faces in.
That flat faced Masscrackaloder chick has buried her face in so many asses she’s beginning to look two demensional
by Davedale August 21, 2019
Get the Masscrackalodermug. by Davedale July 19, 2019
Get the Skigetmug. A feminist who is extreme in her views, especially PC neurosis and social justice warrior’ing , but on top of that she is a major cunt., like ,” no you can’t invite your best friend you have had since high school I don’t like him”
We got Super Bowel tickets , but Terry can’t come, his wifes being a feminazicunt and says that’s her cousin’s birthday so they have to go to Pomona to the party because she hadn’t ever met said cousin and that football is sexist .
by Davedale August 16, 2019
Get the Feminazicuntmug. Someone who is very animated but in a stinky , foul impressive way , like your mom’s overweight friend who wears too much perfume and holds her arms out to hug you in a way that makes you cringe, smegnanamous is the stank that stunk, even when there is no odor at all.
by Davedale August 12, 2019
Get the Smegnanamousmug. by Davedale July 19, 2019
Get the Rollerama queenmug.