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A sexual encounter with a partner several rungs down the social food chain from oneself , usually the result of marked desperation or Uber convenience.
She’s not much to look at , but wasn’t a bad fuckoit considering I didn’t even have to get out of the stall.
by Davedale July 14, 2019
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Get the Morandize mug.A guy who is too chickenshit to change and shower at the gym, but is always giving sideways stares to older naked guys swinging dicks. Usually a millennial who bitches about “naked old men in the locker room “ in anonymous online rants
Bill brought his son Devon to workout with us. He went home in drenched sweaty clothes , but strangely kept staring at our junk. He’s a peckerchecker
by Davedale August 24, 2019
Get the Peckerchecker mug.Someone who is very animated but in a stinky , foul impressive way , like your mom’s overweight friend who wears too much perfume and holds her arms out to hug you in a way that makes you cringe, smegnanamous is the stank that stunk, even when there is no odor at all.
by Davedale August 12, 2019
Get the Smegnanamous mug.Someone who (usually while inebriated ) takes the opportunity to , while another person is mooning , to quickly place their entire face and nose deep within the crack. This is done at lightening. Speed , before the mooner knows what hit him. It creates a legal quandary because , what is said mooner to do ? Call a cop ?
by Davedale August 5, 2019
Get the Mooncrack snackler mug.A millennial who is usually ostensibly straight but buttons the top button of his golf shirt , has skinny arms and is a trace effeminate. He can’t change at the gym, and has a fear of nudity except he stares at older naked men.
Damn, Roger brought his hipster looking nephew to work out with us and he looked like a hipster and went home in his sweaty clothes . I think he’s a millennimo
by Davedale August 23, 2019
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by Davedale August 7, 2019
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