Davedale 's definitions

Fagart face

Someone with a chubby , cherubic face that looks as though someone might have passed gas either too close or directly into their applied lips .

That fat chick wouldn’t have been that bad a porkaloader except she was a fagart face too.

by Davedale July 14, 2019

Porkaloader

A girl or woman of size who likes to drink, and is very permiscuous , as in “next”... synonymous with “fun to be with “ or just plain old “fat chick”

After 11 teen beers that porkaloader doesn’t look so bad..

by Davedale July 14, 2019

porkaloading

Actively seeking the company of fat chicks, usually with the goal of an intimate , albeit short lived sexual encounter .

I went porkaloading last night , hooked up with a fat chick and ended up on her fire escape naked at 3 am when her husband got home, it was a scene.

by Davedale July 14, 2019

Fuckoit

A sexual encounter with a partner several rungs down the social food chain from oneself , usually the result of marked desperation or Uber convenience.

She’s not much to look at , but wasn’t a bad fuckoit considering I didn’t even have to get out of the stall.

by Davedale July 14, 2019

Shitozel

Someone who rats you out, usually at work, to a boss they are generally brown nosing . An adult version of the childhood tattletale , but worse because they are a grownup .

That chick told the boss I bolted early Friday, even though we were done with our work, she’s a real shitozel

by Davedale July 15, 2019

Fuckander

Someone who during sex has their mind wander watching tv, calling the wrong name or simply not there mentally

This fuckander I was porking was eating an apple while we did it, so unhot

by Davedale July 15, 2019

Skant

A skank so unattractive that , in spite of receptiveness, you have no interest in partaking in any sexual encounter

I met this skant at the Burger King, she was coming on to me but was such a scode I went to get the car washed instead.

by Davedale July 15, 2019