Davedale 's definitions

Flarmer

A guy with a voice so effeminate and gay sounding it can actually set off fire alarms.

They had NPR on at work and one of the reporters was a flarmer, his voice actually set the fire alarm off it was so flaming .

by Davedale August 7, 2019

Beak-freak

Someone who enjoys having their intimate partner stimulate their anal-rectal verge by burying their nose into the area and then vibrate tones of stimuli into their lower GI tract. They frequently choose partners far below them of the social food chain solely for their sizable usually ethnic NOSE...

This MLB Star was dating that homeless gypsy chick w the big schnozola because he is a major league BEAK-FREAK

by Davedale August 13, 2019

Pie hole

An opening in the lower face of a haughty Social justice warrior that , when opened , emits bitching and whining about this or that being “inappropriate” or “ in poor taste” frequently a millennial snowflake but can also be on a plain old biotoch, often associated with low T ...

That apple store clerk was bitching about identifying someone referring to their race , they should shut their pie holes!

by Davedale July 19, 2019

Porkaloader

A girl or woman of size who likes to drink, and is very permiscuous , as in “next”... synonymous with “fun to be with “ or just plain old “fat chick”

After 11 teen beers that porkaloader doesn’t look so bad..

by Davedale July 14, 2019

Nosewhose

A ho who uses her large nose to stimulate men’s anuses , frequently burying them well beyond the anal rectal verge

That nosewhose u picked up at the Burger King stuck her nose so far up Fred’s ass he claims it made him go in a coughing jagg

by Davedale August 25, 2019

Smegnanamous

Someone who is very animated but in a stinky , foul impressive way , like your mom’s overweight friend who wears too much perfume and holds her arms out to hug you in a way that makes you cringe, smegnanamous is the stank that stunk, even when there is no odor at all.

I had to move , they seated me next to that smegnanamous chick what’s showed up on the skank.

by Davedale August 12, 2019

Mooncrack snackler

Someone who (usually while inebriated ) takes the opportunity to , while another person is mooning , to quickly place their entire face and nose deep within the crack. This is done at lightening. Speed , before the mooner knows what hit him. It creates a legal quandary because , what is said mooner to do ? Call a cop ?

Don’t moon those guys with the window down, there is a mooncrack snackler on board

by Davedale August 5, 2019