Davedale 's definitions
That shitard went on jeopardy and couldn’t come up with “who was married to Jackie Kennedy”? as question for answer “JFK”
by Davedale August 13, 2019
Get the Shitardmug. Someone who (usually while inebriated ) takes the opportunity to , while another person is mooning , to quickly place their entire face and nose deep within the crack. This is done at lightening. Speed , before the mooner knows what hit him. It creates a legal quandary because , what is said mooner to do ? Call a cop ?
by Davedale August 5, 2019
Get the Mooncrack snacklermug. A pandering , totally condescending PC compliment directed at usually a small child but occasionally a woman; common when kids call in NPR talk show, struggle through dumb question and then hosts fawn all over them.
I was listening to NPR when this not very bright 6 year old called in and asked what “cacaluda” meant ; the hosts started wildly kissing up, natch, paying them a total complishit
by Davedale July 28, 2019
Get the Complishitmug. A frequently average male who gets and retains chicks, sometimes gangs of them, beyond his looks or station in life.. He has an unusually large penis .
I always wondered why Gene does so well with the chicks until I saw him at the gym, he’s a big wang-ganggler
by Davedale July 20, 2019
Get the Wang-gangglermug. Someone who is very animated but in a stinky , foul impressive way , like your mom’s overweight friend who wears too much perfume and holds her arms out to hug you in a way that makes you cringe, smegnanamous is the stank that stunk, even when there is no odor at all.
by Davedale August 12, 2019
Get the Smegnanamousmug. A millennial who changes under a towel in the locker room and won’t shower, but every time you turn around u see him staring at swinging boomer junk.
Tony brought his son Skylar to play racquetball with us, strange he went home in his sweaty clothes but when we were changing he kept staring at our junk. He’s a junkpunk
by Davedale August 24, 2019
Get the Junkpunkmug. Combo word granny and skank. Promiscuous ,usually but not always skinny broad who talks too much w a lot of self effacing humor , which she doesn’t need to do because just being is effacement enough .
by Davedale July 19, 2019
Get the Grankmug.