Davedale 's definitions

Smegnanamous

Someone who is very animated but in a stinky , foul impressive way , like your mom’s overweight friend who wears too much perfume and holds her arms out to hug you in a way that makes you cringe, smegnanamous is the stank that stunk, even when there is no odor at all.

I had to move , they seated me next to that smegnanamous chick what’s showed up on the skank.

by Davedale August 12, 2019

shockcocknot

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

by Davedale August 25, 2019

Swag-dang-diggler

A flaccid penis of at least 9” in length and above average girth

That old dude who just walked by the lockers with no towel on was swinging a swag-dang-diggler

by Davedale August 4, 2019

A brown

Anal intercourse , penile insertion into the rectum via the a anus with resultant ejaculation

my girlfriend is a very versatile , wild , three Input pork monster . She’s all smiles this week because next week is national “give your bitch a brown week”

by Davedale July 18, 2019

Shitard

Someone who is so mentally disabled they don’t know shit

That shitard went on jeopardy and couldn’t come up with “who was married to Jackie Kennedy”? as question for answer “JFK”

by Davedale August 13, 2019

Mooncrack snackler

Someone who (usually while inebriated ) takes the opportunity to , while another person is mooning , to quickly place their entire face and nose deep within the crack. This is done at lightening. Speed , before the mooner knows what hit him. It creates a legal quandary because , what is said mooner to do ? Call a cop ?

Don’t moon those guys with the window down, there is a mooncrack snackler on board

by Davedale August 5, 2019

Flambanus

Someone who is such a flaming ass hole they would need asbestos underwear if they made it.

Your brother knew your parents wanted to go to the steak house for their anniversary, but he is such a flambanus he made us go to Mcdonald’s (Plus he was paying )

by Davedale August 9, 2019