Cracksnackler

Someone who eats ass with such gusto that the friction from their face on the hairy crack region causes razor burns

The rash on that chicks face is from being a cracksnackler

by Davedale August 06, 2019

Shituned

Someone who is trying to be nice to a date and ends up trapped in a room or car while listening to the shittiest tune they have ever had to endure. The Carpenters , Ed Sheehan, Michael Bolton ; nothing is too low to get trapped with someone else’s horrible music taste

I was in a date with the hottie , and she puts in this Ed Sheehan tune that was awful; I was totally shituned.

by Davedale August 07, 2019

rooty kazotie

the act, no rather the ART, of running ones tongue up someone's anus.

"Were gonna go rooty kazotie on you-tie"

by Davedale April 29, 2021

Freda-feltcher

Freda-Feltcher is a girl with a rep. She is paradoxically unattractive, yet has had, thru use of alcohol and trickery some say saucery , managed to have as many sexual encounters as a gay guy in the 70s ot your ave NBA Star . She is one you truly would be “afraid a Feltcher”

That Kermit guys chick has really been around, I heard she did the football team AND the band, both in the same night . She’s a Freda-Feltcher

by Davedale July 17, 2019

Yikes dykes

1.Butch lesbians that are scary looking. Or, 2. A subtle euphemism for dykes if you just use the first work “Yikes” , to point them out without being obvious .

That bouncer chick that works at the Diltod is scary, yikes dykes.
Check out the two waking toward us in the pendaltons w the combed back hair: “YIKES. (Whisper : dykes)

by Davedale August 18, 2019

Majoris

Synonymous with cliteromegaly , or an enlarged clitoris , very large almost dick sized organ associated with hyperangrogenemic syndromes

This chick had a clit so big it was like a speed bump, a real majoris

by Davedale July 18, 2019

Skant

A skank so unattractive that , in spite of receptiveness, you have no interest in partaking in any sexual encounter

I met this skant at the Burger King, she was coming on to me but was such a scode I went to get the car washed instead.

by Davedale July 15, 2019