Dave K.'s definitions

hedge fund

Money set aside by women to get a bikini wax.

Candy used her hedge fund to get a bikini wax for the Summer.

by Dave K. August 3, 2009

negroshopped

Using Photoshop to replace a black person in a picture with a white person, so as to make the picture appear less threatening.

Microsoft negroshopped the clip-art picture on their US website for their Polish audience, so that the people looked more Polish.

by Dave K. August 25, 2009

nagin

Ray Nagin, incompetent mayor of New Orleans who allowed the people of the city to die during Hurricane Katrina because he ignored the warnings of impending danger.

Ray Nagin is the modern-day version of Marion Barry.

by Dave K. February 12, 2008

Nagin plz

Similar to "nigga plz", but using Nagin (as in incompetent New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin) instead.

"Yo son, I'm gonna whup yo ass at blacksketball!"

"NAGIN PLZ!"

by Dave K. February 12, 2008

gandouche

A combination of gandu, a Hindi word for an asshole or idiot, and douche, a shorthand for douchebag.

That guy is a gandouche.

by Dave K. December 11, 2007

indianigga

Nigga, but for an Indian.

Indianigga, plz!

by Dave K. December 11, 2007

monogaymous

Monogamous, but only for homosexuals.

After dating for a while, Chad and Javier decided to make their relationship a monogaymous one.

by Dave K. January 12, 2008