Definitions by Dave

tot 

Small lumps that accumulate in the vas deference (tube from your nuts to your dick) directly above the testicel after sex

my tots are sore

tot by Dave August 2, 2003

My Sack 

the main ingredient in hotdogs

My sack is so huge, I've sold it to Oscyer Myers for $11 million and they have enough sack for the production of 293 Billion hot dogs. Give or take a few.

My Sack by Dave August 2, 2003

chuco 

"little man"

He's a chuco with a big heart!

chuco by Dave July 29, 2003

bellend

A cheese coated mushroom cock

bellend by Dave July 29, 2003

almy 

to be extremely lazy

it was only half a flight of stairs, but i took the elevator instead. i pulled an almy.

almy by dave July 18, 2003

fetus punch 

if you're doing a pregnant chick and you are about to cum, you hit her in the stomach so she clinches her pussy real tight around your cock.

i was sloppy drunk and having a hard time getting off with this pregnant 16 year old, so i fetus punched her. that solved my problem.

fetus punch by dave July 18, 2003

the shocker 

2 in the snapper, one in the crapper

ummmmm, yeah...

the shocker by dave July 18, 2003