Dave's definitions

Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)

Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?

by Dave May 26, 2005

wanker washer

Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.

That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.

by Dave March 4, 2003

marijuanero

Spanish. A person who uses marijuana. Stoner.

Si, me gusta Jorge, el es un verdadero marijuanero. (Sure I like George, he's a true stoner)

by Dave June 12, 2004

honku

A "honku" is a haiku poem about cars and traffic. Anything that drives you crazy while in or around cars, traffic, and the American motoring experience is fodder for a honku.

When the light turns green
like a leaf on a spring wind
the horn blows quickly

by Dave August 13, 2003

FART

Fathers
Against
Rude
Television

"Watch Futurama for more info."
-me

by Dave October 15, 2006

quality control

An excuse to remove hard-defined words, like mine. Contains options like "offensive" and "hateful", which are common in removing definitions.

"Let's face it : anything hateful and offensive in Urban Dictionary is funny!"
-me

by Dave January 28, 2007

touchhole

the small hole in the breach of a black powder rifle or cannon used to ignite the charge.

by dave October 17, 2003