1277 definitions by Dave

Eig

Often said by the famous Murious Madnoss!

Eig, Tea, Aren't you smart?

by Dave February 16, 2004

edumacation

Silly pronunciation of the word "education".

"You hates Amurica?! Get an edumacation!!"
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

Knives

The twin brother of Vash in the series Trigun. Knives is the complete opposite of Vash; Knives is insane and absolutely evil, and hell-bent on obliterating (the remains of) humanity. He also takes pleasure in toying with Vash, as well as Vash's emotions and love for humanity.

"Don't you ever compare me with humans!!"
-young Knives

by Dave June 24, 2004

hookt on fonix

The silly spelling for Hooked On Phonics.

"hookt on fonix werkt for me ^_^ "

by Dave March 31, 2004

Disco Day Syndrome

A problem affecting people with genuine illness when their colleagues don't believe that they are actually ill.

Most often attributed to previous Disco Days being taken (as in the boy who cried wolf).

Results in frustration for the sick person.

Originated in Accountancy Practices in Bristol.

Dave had a stinking cold but all his colleagues believed he was taking a Disco Day.

by Dave December 9, 2004

SAA

Short for "Single Action Army", Colt's revolutionary revolver that won the Wild West.

"I love that Colt SAA."
"It's called a Single Action Army."
"Yeah I mentioned the initials."
"Oh. I wouldn't know; I don't abbreviate things 'cause I'm too cool to do so."

by Dave September 9, 2004

Tekkobra

some putz whose personal opinions make him a horrible forums admin.

I said that I preffered the kar over the garand so he locked the thread, he pulled a tekkobra.

by Dave December 5, 2003