Daryl Morey's definitions

Unk

What would be a dunk - if not for the fact that the rim rejected the attempt

Did you see Tracy McGrady's unk the other night? That dude needs to open up a window on the 10th floor of the Toyota Center and then jump out.

by Daryl Morey February 13, 2009

Heywood

Cocaine

Is Jenny in the bathroom with Heywood?

by Daryl Morey January 13, 2009

Hip Deep

The act of putting your dick so far inside a chick that you break your pelvis with your hip

I saw Rachel at the X-Mas party by herself. I invited her to my hotel room and I was hip deep 5 minutes later.

by Daryl Morey January 21, 2009

T-Mec

Tracy McGrady's expiring contract

It's too bad the Knicks' GM isn't Isiah Thomas. That moron would definitely take T-Mec off our hands.

by Daryl Morey February 11, 2009

silly pumps

The thrusting motions a man makes just for effect after he has ejactulated

I took that girl home from the bar last night but I wasn't drunk enough and I came in about 2 minutes. I tried to give her some silly pumps but she wasn't buying it.

by Daryl Morey June 17, 2009