10 definitions by DarthXanax
A clean breakaway is when you only need one to two wipes after taking a dump. Also known as a "healthy poop".
Person 1: "That didn't take long; I thought you had to take a shit?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but it was a clean breakaway, so it only took five minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah, but it was a clean breakaway, so it only took five minutes."
by DarthXanax June 1, 2017
Typically a middle-aged person who works 9am-5pm Monday through Friday at their job every week. They have never worked a weekend. A nine to fiver usually has a high-end office job. Also see: yuppie or weekend warrior
Nine to Fiver: Awww yeah! TGIF! Out comes my inner weekend warrior!
Weekend Worker: Man, f*ck you. I gotta work 'til close all weekend.
Nine to Fiver: *Giving the weekend worker the middle finger while driving away in his BMW*
Weekend Worker: Man, f*ck you. I gotta work 'til close all weekend.
Nine to Fiver: *Giving the weekend worker the middle finger while driving away in his BMW*
by DarthXanax December 16, 2013
A movie critic site which is one run by hipsters. They give terrible ratings to good/mainstream movies and extremely high ratings to "underground" or "cult classic" films that nobody has heard of.
*Navigates to Rotten Tomatoes*
*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
by DarthXanax August 17, 2013