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nine to fiver

Typically a middle-aged person who works 9am-5pm Monday through Friday at their job every week. They have never worked a weekend. A nine to fiver usually has a high-end office job. Also see: yuppie or weekend warrior
Nine to Fiver: Awww yeah! TGIF! Out comes my inner weekend warrior!

Weekend Worker: Man, f*ck you. I gotta work 'til close all weekend.

Nine to Fiver: *Giving the weekend worker the middle finger while driving away in his BMW*
by DarthXanax December 15, 2013
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was not published

A phrase commonly seen when receiving a verification e-mail from Urban Dictionary. It sucks so bad because you never, ever have any idea why they didn't publish it because they never, ever give you reasons why.
Receives e-mail from UD: "Your definition was not published."

You: "WHY??!?!"

E-mail says: "You can choose to sign up as editor for Urban Dictionary."

You: "NO!!! I WANNA KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'T PUBLISH MY DEFINITION!"
by DarthXanax March 7, 2013
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Pop mollys

Putting molly; the pure form of ecstasy; in a pill and taking it.

Mollys being "popped" was never popular until about 2012. Before that, the drug was usually snorted up your nose.
Young Yuppie: I'm gonna pop mollys and go to a Dubstep concert tonight!

Old Hippy: What's this fancy "molly" you speak of?
by DarthXanax June 10, 2013
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