Darth Ridley's definitions

digs

Student accomodation which consists of living with a local family, who are paid by the college, university, or local government to put a roof over your head.

Cool digs man!

I really dig your digs.

by Darth Ridley March 25, 2007

flip

Alternative to fuck and feck, generally for use in the presence of clergy.

Shut your flipping mouth!

Oh flip, I said feck!

by Darth Ridley March 25, 2007

steve jobs

An evil bastard and CEO of Apple Computers.

Bill Gates is in the process of giving 85% of his fortunate to charity. Linus Torvalds single-handedly invented Linux, and made it free and open-source. Jobs has done neither of these things.

When Jobs' own company, NeXt, failed miserably, he returned to Apple as CEO. At the time, several other companies were manufacturing MacOS-compatible computers; Jobs revoked their licenses. He also put the kibosh on a project to develop a PC-compatible version of MacOS, the result of both of these actions being that if you want to use MacOS, you have to buy a Mac.

If it wasn't for Steve Jobs, more people would use MacOS because they wouldn't have to spend lots of money on a computer they can't modify and isn't compatible with lots of peripherals.

If I had a Death Note, I would write 'Steve Jobs - death by diarrhoea' in it.

by Darth Ridley April 25, 2008

hi-5

A TV show for four-year-olds about five people who are high. Hence the name Hi 5.

Dude, this Hi-5 is some awesome shit. Really puts me in the mood for a puff.

by Darth Ridley September 21, 2006

christmas eve eve

December 23rd, the day before Christmas eve.

In order to avoid the Christmas eve rush, everybody does their last minute Christmas shopping on Christmas eve eve, the result being that December 23rd is the busiest shopping day of the year.

I never realised the insanity of Christmas eve eve until I worked in retail.

by Darth Ridley January 6, 2007

engineer rush

In the Command and Conquer games, the engineer unit has the ability to capture enemy buildings and place hem under your control.

An engineer rush is a battle tactic where you send a fuckload of engineers into an enemy base and try to capture useful or expensive buildings.

I got his construction yard and weapon factory with an engineer rush. The rest was easy.

by Darth Ridley February 19, 2007

stans

Those countries whose names end in 'stan,' including Afghanistan, Kazhakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Pakistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and probably some others I've forgotten about.

Now let's see what the weather is like in the stans.

by Darth Ridley January 26, 2007