Darrin May's definitions

big black chuck

Huge african american man who will kick your ass if he comes home and finds you making out with his girlfriend on the couch.

Darrin was making out with booty-call on her couch when Big Black Chuck lumbered in. Big Black Chuck will have his way with you in more ways than one!

by Darrin May June 3, 2007

hookdick

Someone who has a crooked penis. You probably cannot tell unless the penis is errect.

Dude when you get errect your dick is shaped like a rainbow. How does that treat the ladies? Your hookdick is in the way!!!!

by Darrin May October 20, 2007

Harpsenfudge

A very gross, yucky, chalky fake chocolate made in Germany. Germans love the stuff but Americans think it tastes like doggy terd. A very great gift to give people as a practical joke at Christmas time. Another name for Marzipan.

All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge to make my mouth burn and salivate.

Why is the Harpsenfudge the last holiday treat to be during the holiday season?

by Darrin May April 22, 2018

wuv

Same as love, except when the person is too scared to actually say it.

Steve wuvs all of the high school girls.

by Darrin May July 22, 2003