Darren's definitions

Liquid Kids

Sperm, each one a possible child

I squirted my liquid kids all over her face.

by Darren July 21, 2004

seckz

Sex, to have sex, or to want sex.

omg seckz plzz!!!!11

by Darren September 28, 2003

Knob Jockey

Someone who likes riding the old pink pogo stick.

"Yeah, he's a bit of a knob jockey, if you know what I mean....."

by Darren November 26, 2001

willyman

Willyman is a legend to all mankind. A wilyman's cock is at least 10-12inch's. He is hung like a donkey.

Wow willyman's penis is huge and he is sick.

by darren March 29, 2005

zepher

Zepher - A man Who has no need to the world

Like a worthless bum sitting n the streets begging

by Darren June 16, 2003

tash

A womans nicely shaven vagina

God, luv, yuv got a luvly tash

by Darren January 19, 2005

Shizzle

slang for shit

that girl is the shizzle

by darren December 14, 2003