Darren's definitions

Chuff Monkey!

Generally a friendly derisive expletive.

I can't believe you did that, you stupid Chuff Monkey!

by Darren November 26, 2001

dickslap

The art of slapping yo dick upside yo biotch's head.

Dammit u ho i told ya to suck it or im gonna dickslap yo skanky ass!

by Darren April 3, 2003

Read

To tell someone about themself, mostly used by gay black men.

"That was a read honey!"
"Don't do it honet, I will read your ass"

by Darren December 3, 2004

Frigid

Sum1 who doesnt kno where to put their hands during a pull! And is rly shy about doin the simplest fing wit a gal!

Because anthony is sooo frigid, david had to grab anthony's arm and put it around Sarah!

by Darren January 26, 2004

gliznass

methanphetamine aka crank aka glass

ey you know anybody sellin some gliznass

by Darren September 2, 2003

homeyish

Living under poor circumstances but buy good stuff.

Living in an apartment but having expensive stuff.

by Darren August 17, 2004

Woofin

lying about something

that niggas woofin dawg

by Darren September 2, 2003