Darren's definitions

Ashton Kutcher

One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?

They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.

by Darren May 29, 2004

Frigid

Sum1 who doesnt kno where to put their hands during a pull! And is rly shy about doin the simplest fing wit a gal!

Because anthony is sooo frigid, david had to grab anthony's arm and put it around Sarah!

by Darren January 26, 2004

Spam Javelin

Male genitalia/cock

"You f***ing spam javelin!"

by Darren November 26, 2001

Woofin

lying about something

that niggas woofin dawg

by Darren September 2, 2003

Read

To tell someone about themself, mostly used by gay black men.

"That was a read honey!"
"Don't do it honet, I will read your ass"

by Darren December 3, 2004

dickslap

The art of slapping yo dick upside yo biotch's head.

Dammit u ho i told ya to suck it or im gonna dickslap yo skanky ass!

by Darren April 3, 2003

titty

lubricative substance, used in the cutting and Tapping of steels, mainly P20 and H13.

Eh Kev !!!!!! Get some titty on it.

by Darren January 19, 2005