Darren's definitions

Ashton Kutcher

One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?

They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.

by Darren May 29, 2004

sepo

1. a name given to Americans that talk alot of shit, have monstrous horse teeth and complain about everything.

2. a term often used when talking to or about Jake Bryant

dont tell that sepo Jake that where going to the party

by darren June 27, 2004

chuck norris

A tough guy with a stupid moustache.

"Dude, Johnny's a total Chuck Norris!"

by Darren March 8, 2005

saw

That really distorted Keyboard sound you hear in trance music

Man im loving that melody in that song that is being played by the saw.

by Darren March 21, 2005

koogles

Balls, Nut Sack, a Koogle tea bag

Yea Baby...Suck My Koogles!!

by Darren April 7, 2005

Assburn

slang term for aspirin

gol dang it Vern! I need some got damn assburn! I gots a real bad headache!

by Darren December 15, 2002

Flange/flanging

To insert ones middle finger up a womans' and thumb up her vagina and gently press the two together through the fleshy wall.

"I gave her a right good flanging"

by Darren November 26, 2001