49 definitions by Darren

Knob Jockey

Someone who likes riding the old pink pogo stick.

"Yeah, he's a bit of a knob jockey, if you know what I mean....."

by Darren November 26, 2001

tash

A womans nicely shaven vagina

God, luv, yuv got a luvly tash

by Darren January 19, 2005

metrosexual

A heterosexual male thats is very intouch with his feminine side, and is often mistaken for being a homosexual because of his: sense of style, knowledge of feminine products, and a good eye for design. For some fucking reason, the chicks dig it. Almost makes me wanna turn metro...

"James Pella is a meterosexual, becuase he wears gap and loves to shoe shop."

by Darren October 19, 2004

Suckage

The sucking of the male genital

Come on baby, gimme some suckage

by Darren September 28, 2003

Ashton Kutcher

One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?

They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.

by Darren May 29, 2004

ftf

Acronym for "Fuck The French"

As in, Fuck The French we dont need them.

by Darren February 17, 2005

babs

Barbara Streisand

nickname common amongst male homosexuals.

like ohmigawd, we're going to see Bab's new movies. her hair is so fabulououous!!!

by Darren December 31, 2005