Darkness Prime's definitions

Hsu Hao

One of the worst Mortal Kombat characters ever created, tries to copy Kano and fails miserably. Gets his ass owned by Jax in MKDA.

Do I REALLY need to explain any further? It's Hsu Hao, end of discussion.

by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023

George Santos

It would be easier to list out what he HASN’T lied about… wait, that’s pretty much nothing, so no, it would be EVEN HARDER to find.

George Santos… if that’s even his real name.

by Darkness Prime February 11, 2023

Vivek Ramaswamy

The result if Ajit Pai and Tucker Carlson somehow had a baby, that child was mentored by Donald Trump, and then the adult decided to mime Barack Obama as if that would make him likable.

Vivek Ramaswamy… more like Vivid Rampantswampy.

by Darkness Prime October 1, 2023

Rey Skywalker

A sexual act in which a woman holds a man by the throat while having rough sex with him or pegging him, while proclaiming "You will never be as strong as Darth Vader."

Last night I told her to do whatever she liked. So she did the Rey Skywalker on me and I was left speechless and exhausted.

by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023

Rexy

The most badass Tyrannosaurus Rex ever. Eats a lawyer, kills raptors, kicks the Indominus Rex's ass, eats an awful business man, and owns a Giganotosaurus. No other T. rex can really compare to how awesome she truly is. Give it up for the queen of the Jurassic fillms.

Rexy appeared to be down for the count against the Giganotosaurus, but outsmarted him in the end. Yay!

by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023

Culver's

The BEST fast food chain in existence. Butterburgers (my favorite is the mushroom & swiss + bacon), chicken (spicy chicken is SO DAMN GOOD), seafood (special shoutout to the Northern Atlantic Cod Fillet Sandwich for bringing me MANY foodgasms), and of course... the frozen custard (you MUST try the Georgia Peach, it's the stuff of legend). They are expanding, the goal is to reach all 50 states in the US. Lone live Culver's! Many thanks to the state of Wisconsin for bringing us this chain.

I went to Culver's, and had a meal of legend.

by Darkness Prime February 24, 2023

Lauren Boebert

Dillion Harper's doppleganger.

Lauren Boebert sure looks a lot like Dillion Harper. Sadly, Dillion Harper would be a better Congresswoman... she's more intelligent and is better at getting people BEHIND HER.

by Darkness Prime June 4, 2023