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The Maximal in Beast Wars that is ALWAYS packing heat (those chainguns of doom), transforms into a rhino, and almost single-handedly overthrew Megatron after being turned into a Predacon once. Also once defeated Megatron… with a fart.
by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023
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Get the Waspinator mug.The BEST Transformers series ever. Hooks you in within minutes and causes you to binge it for days. Not only a has beautiful story, but legendary characters such as: Waspinator, Dinobot, Rhinox, Tigatron, Blackarachnia, and Silverbolt. Seriously, go out and watch this series before you die.
Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Beast Wars.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: A great series about robots that transform into animals.
Person 1: You mean like the Transformers?
Person 2: Yes, but even better.
Person 2: Beast Wars.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: A great series about robots that transform into animals.
Person 1: You mean like the Transformers?
Person 2: Yes, but even better.
by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023
Get the Beast Wars mug.A sexual act in which a woman holds a man by the throat while having rough sex with him or pegging him, while proclaiming "You will never be as strong as Darth Vader."
Last night I told her to do whatever she liked. So she did the Rey Skywalker on me and I was left speechless and exhausted.
by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023
Get the Rey Skywalker mug.The most badass Tyrannosaurus Rex ever. Eats a lawyer, kills raptors, kicks the Indominus Rex's ass, eats an awful business man, and owns a Giganotosaurus. No other T. rex can really compare to how awesome she truly is. Give it up for the queen of the Jurassic fillms.
Rexy appeared to be down for the count against the Giganotosaurus, but outsmarted him in the end. Yay!
by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023
Get the Rexy mug.Florida's equivalent of Lord Voldemort. His policies that target anything he claims is "woke" (which he can't even correctly define), with extra cruelty at the trans community. Gee... sounds an awful lot like Voldy's policies against Muggles, the Order of the Phoenix, and Muggle-Borns. Both of them get owned via their own arrogance (DeSantis got owned by Disney of all things!), and their defeats are equally amusing to watch.
Florida Voldemort... er, I mean Ron DeSantis... probably has Horcurxes stashed any somewhere. It certainly would explain his lack of humanity, his lack of empathy, and his cruelty toward anything and anyone he thinks is "woke,' whatever THAT means in his insane mind.
by Darkness Prime June 4, 2023
Get the Ron DeSantis mug.The biggest badass in the Saw film series. What exactly makes him so, well then… here’s some examples…
Saw 4: After Rigg fails his test, Hoffman coldly looks at Rigg and says “Game over,” then walks away like nothing is wrong.
Saw 5: At the end of the film, he outsmarts Strahm in the end after Strahm actually beat an unwinnable trap.
Saw 6: Hoffman gets backed into a corner by Perez and Erickson, only to quickly react and wipe them both out. Then, despite being left in an unwinnable trap by Jill, dude STILL found a way to beat it in 1 minute… like a boss.
Saw 7: Despite being in so much pain, dude calmly carries himself, supplies, and the trap with him to a hideout where he calmly stitches his cheek back together with a fish hook… one-handed. Then while healing, he puts together several games to use as distractions and also hacks the IA’s computers to track them. He proceeds to hide in a body bag after a bomb distraction to sneak into the precinct, then eliminates EVERYONE in his way and also takes out Gibson and all the others outside the precinct with security traps. In the end, he gets revenge on Jill for trying to kill him, earning him his second “Game over.” To top it off, even when Dr. Gordon got him, it took THREE people to get him, and he still almost fought them off.
Need I say any more? I hope not. Go watch Saws 4-7 and you’ll see exactly why Hoffman is such a badass.
Saw 4: After Rigg fails his test, Hoffman coldly looks at Rigg and says “Game over,” then walks away like nothing is wrong.
Saw 5: At the end of the film, he outsmarts Strahm in the end after Strahm actually beat an unwinnable trap.
Saw 6: Hoffman gets backed into a corner by Perez and Erickson, only to quickly react and wipe them both out. Then, despite being left in an unwinnable trap by Jill, dude STILL found a way to beat it in 1 minute… like a boss.
Saw 7: Despite being in so much pain, dude calmly carries himself, supplies, and the trap with him to a hideout where he calmly stitches his cheek back together with a fish hook… one-handed. Then while healing, he puts together several games to use as distractions and also hacks the IA’s computers to track them. He proceeds to hide in a body bag after a bomb distraction to sneak into the precinct, then eliminates EVERYONE in his way and also takes out Gibson and all the others outside the precinct with security traps. In the end, he gets revenge on Jill for trying to kill him, earning him his second “Game over.” To top it off, even when Dr. Gordon got him, it took THREE people to get him, and he still almost fought them off.
Need I say any more? I hope not. Go watch Saws 4-7 and you’ll see exactly why Hoffman is such a badass.
Mark Hoffman was also in Saw 3, but not given much time. He ultimate returned in Saw X as well. Here’s to hoping he is in the next Saw film to be even more of a badass!
by Darkness Prime October 2, 2023
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