Darkness Prime's definitions

Marjorie Taylor Greene

A blonde, muggle Bellatrix Lestrange.

Has anyone not seen the connections? Marjorie Taylor Greene and Bellatrix Lestrange are both VERY loyal to a deranged man, would do anything for said man, and are somehow even crazier than the man they worship. Difference is the real world has misfortune of being stuck with one of them.

by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023

Tigatron

A character from 90's Transformers series, Beast Wars. Tigatron was the first of the stasis pods to land on the planet where the Maximals and Predacons were battling. Despite the Preds having two flyers AND incapacitating Optimus Primal long enough to prevent him from reaching the pod first, Dinobot beamed instructions to the pod, allowing it to scan for beast mode. Though Megatron seemed to have won (by getting the Maximals to surrender the pod to save two white tigers that Megatron was about to kill), the pod was empty. This led to a classic moment...

Megatron: Where is the Maximal?

Tigatron (Off-screen): Right here!

Surprise! One of those tigers Megatron threatened was no other than Tigatron himself! After sending Megatron runningg, Tigatron would become a vital member of the Maximals; a powerful scout, warrior, and lover of nature. He later would fuse with Airazor (another awesome Maximal) to become the all-powerful... Tigerhawk.

Tigatron is a legendary character. He is a total badass, yet also a gentleman at heart. Balanced, as most things should be. He's one of my heroes, and should be one of yours. Also, he turns into a white tiger. What's not to love about that?

Anyways, all respect to the one and only Tigatron!

Tigatron: YOU WILL LEAVE THE WILD ALONE!

Blasts the hell out of Inferno

by Darkness Prime January 25, 2023

Rexy

The most badass Tyrannosaurus Rex ever. Eats a lawyer, kills raptors, kicks the Indominus Rex's ass, eats an awful business man, and owns a Giganotosaurus. No other T. rex can really compare to how awesome she truly is. Give it up for the queen of the Jurassic fillms.

Rexy appeared to be down for the count against the Giganotosaurus, but outsmarted him in the end. Yay!

by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023

Hsu Hao

One of the worst Mortal Kombat characters ever created, tries to copy Kano and fails miserably. Gets his ass owned by Jax in MKDA.

Do I REALLY need to explain any further? It's Hsu Hao, end of discussion.

by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023

Rhinox

The Maximal in Beast Wars that is ALWAYS packing heat (those chainguns of doom), transforms into a rhino, and almost single-handedly overthrew Megatron after being turned into a Predacon once. Also once defeated Megatron… with a fart.

Megatron: Please, I come in peace.

Rhinox: Through a speaker You’re about to leave in pieces.

by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023

Lauren Boebert

Dillion Harper's doppleganger.

Lauren Boebert sure looks a lot like Dillion Harper. Sadly, Dillion Harper would be a better Congresswoman... she's more intelligent and is better at getting people BEHIND HER.

by Darkness Prime June 4, 2023

Ron DeSantis

Florida's equivalent of Lord Voldemort. His policies that target anything he claims is "woke" (which he can't even correctly define), with extra cruelty at the trans community. Gee... sounds an awful lot like Voldy's policies against Muggles, the Order of the Phoenix, and Muggle-Borns. Both of them get owned via their own arrogance (DeSantis got owned by Disney of all things!), and their defeats are equally amusing to watch.

Florida Voldemort... er, I mean Ron DeSantis... probably has Horcurxes stashed any somewhere. It certainly would explain his lack of humanity, his lack of empathy, and his cruelty toward anything and anyone he thinks is "woke,' whatever THAT means in his insane mind.

by Darkness Prime June 4, 2023