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by Darkness Prime January 25, 2023
Get the Waspinator mug.The BEST Transformers series ever. Hooks you in within minutes and causes you to binge it for days. Not only a has beautiful story, but legendary characters such as: Waspinator, Dinobot, Rhinox, Tigatron, Blackarachnia, and Silverbolt. Seriously, go out and watch this series before you die.
Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Beast Wars.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: A great series about robots that transform into animals.
Person 1: You mean like the Transformers?
Person 2: Yes, but even better.
Person 2: Beast Wars.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: A great series about robots that transform into animals.
Person 1: You mean like the Transformers?
Person 2: Yes, but even better.
by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023
Get the Beast Wars mug.The GOP’s equivalent of Starscream, but without the silver tongue. They’d both literally do ANYTHING to become the head of their faction, no matter how foolish.
Kevin McCarthy would’ve sold his family to get the Speakership. Exactly the sort of thing Starscream would do. Both are constantly trying to gain power and fail multiple times before pulling it off. At least Starscream has his silver tongue.
by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023
Get the Kevin McCarthy mug.The BEST Super Mario Game, EVER. Such a simple concept, Mario/Luigi in space, and yet it works SO DAMN WELL! Definitely a must-play. Great music, awesome level design, good controls (probably the best underwater controls for ANY Mario game), breathtaking environments (Comet Observatory, anyone?), cool new power-ups, and best of all... motherfucking Rosalina! How can anyone hate this fucking game?
by Darkness Prime February 24, 2023
Get the Super Mario Galaxy mug.Everyone points to Harry Potter. But… there is ONE other definition… me. Why?
Well, let’s observe two historical points of my life…
1995: My mother was tragically killed in a car accident.
2012: I was hit by a car, but… I survived with merely a broken shin.,
Two vehicle accidents. The mother was killed, but the son surivived.
So in a way, that makes me…
The Boy Who Lived.
Well, let’s observe two historical points of my life…
1995: My mother was tragically killed in a car accident.
2012: I was hit by a car, but… I survived with merely a broken shin.,
Two vehicle accidents. The mother was killed, but the son surivived.
So in a way, that makes me…
The Boy Who Lived.
by Darkness Prime June 3, 2023
Get the The Boy Who Lived mug.One of the worst Mortal Kombat characters ever created, tries to copy Kano and fails miserably. Gets his ass owned by Jax in MKDA.
by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023
Get the Hsu Hao mug.It would be easier to list out what he HASN’T lied about… wait, that’s pretty much nothing, so no, it would be EVEN HARDER to find.
by Darkness Prime February 11, 2023
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