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That one Saw film (ninth to be specific) that had Chris Rock as the main character and features Samuel L. Jackson saying "You wanna play games, motherfucker?"
Person 1: I just saw the film "Spiral."
Person 2: What is that?
Person 1: It's a Saw film that has Chris Rock as the main character.
Person 2: What?!?
Person 1: And... Samuel L. Jackson plays his dad.
Person 2: Wait... this can't be real. A Saw film with those two? Looks it up Wow.
Person 2: What is that?
Person 1: It's a Saw film that has Chris Rock as the main character.
Person 2: What?!?
Person 1: And... Samuel L. Jackson plays his dad.
Person 2: Wait... this can't be real. A Saw film with those two? Looks it up Wow.
by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023
Get the Spiralmug. Has anyone not seen the connections? Marjorie Taylor Greene and Bellatrix Lestrange are both VERY loyal to a deranged man, would do anything for said man, and are somehow even crazier than the man they worship. Difference is the real world has misfortune of being stuck with one of them.
by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023
Get the Marjorie Taylor Greenemug. A character from 90's Transformers series, Beast Wars. Tigatron was the first of the stasis pods to land on the planet where the Maximals and Predacons were battling. Despite the Preds having two flyers AND incapacitating Optimus Primal long enough to prevent him from reaching the pod first, Dinobot beamed instructions to the pod, allowing it to scan for beast mode. Though Megatron seemed to have won (by getting the Maximals to surrender the pod to save two white tigers that Megatron was about to kill), the pod was empty. This led to a classic moment...
Megatron: Where is the Maximal?
Tigatron (Off-screen): Right here!
Surprise! One of those tigers Megatron threatened was no other than Tigatron himself! After sending Megatron runningg, Tigatron would become a vital member of the Maximals; a powerful scout, warrior, and lover of nature. He later would fuse with Airazor (another awesome Maximal) to become the all-powerful... Tigerhawk.
Tigatron is a legendary character. He is a total badass, yet also a gentleman at heart. Balanced, as most things should be. He's one of my heroes, and should be one of yours. Also, he turns into a white tiger. What's not to love about that?
Anyways, all respect to the one and only Tigatron!
Megatron: Where is the Maximal?
Tigatron (Off-screen): Right here!
Surprise! One of those tigers Megatron threatened was no other than Tigatron himself! After sending Megatron runningg, Tigatron would become a vital member of the Maximals; a powerful scout, warrior, and lover of nature. He later would fuse with Airazor (another awesome Maximal) to become the all-powerful... Tigerhawk.
Tigatron is a legendary character. He is a total badass, yet also a gentleman at heart. Balanced, as most things should be. He's one of my heroes, and should be one of yours. Also, he turns into a white tiger. What's not to love about that?
Anyways, all respect to the one and only Tigatron!
by Darkness Prime January 25, 2023
Get the Tigatronmug. It would be easier to list out what he HASN’T lied about… wait, that’s pretty much nothing, so no, it would be EVEN HARDER to find.
by Darkness Prime February 11, 2023
Get the George Santosmug. One of the worst Mortal Kombat characters ever created, tries to copy Kano and fails miserably. Gets his ass owned by Jax in MKDA.
by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023
Get the Hsu Haomug. The Maximal in Beast Wars that is ALWAYS packing heat (those chainguns of doom), transforms into a rhino, and almost single-handedly overthrew Megatron after being turned into a Predacon once. Also once defeated Megatron… with a fart.
by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023
Get the Rhinoxmug. Florida's equivalent of Lord Voldemort. His policies that target anything he claims is "woke" (which he can't even correctly define), with extra cruelty at the trans community. Gee... sounds an awful lot like Voldy's policies against Muggles, the Order of the Phoenix, and Muggle-Borns. Both of them get owned via their own arrogance (DeSantis got owned by Disney of all things!), and their defeats are equally amusing to watch.
Florida Voldemort... er, I mean Ron DeSantis... probably has Horcurxes stashed any somewhere. It certainly would explain his lack of humanity, his lack of empathy, and his cruelty toward anything and anyone he thinks is "woke,' whatever THAT means in his insane mind.
by Darkness Prime June 4, 2023
Get the Ron DeSantismug.