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The BEST Super Mario Game, EVER. Such a simple concept, Mario/Luigi in space, and yet it works SO DAMN WELL! Definitely a must-play. Great music, awesome level design, good controls (probably the best underwater controls for ANY Mario game), breathtaking environments (Comet Observatory, anyone?), cool new power-ups, and best of all... motherfucking Rosalina! How can anyone hate this fucking game?
by Darkness Prime February 24, 2023
Get the Super Mario Galaxy mug.The result if Ajit Pai and Tucker Carlson somehow had a baby, that child was mentored by Donald Trump, and then the adult decided to mime Barack Obama as if that would make him likable.
by Darkness Prime October 1, 2023
Get the Vivek Ramaswamy mug.That one Saw film (ninth to be specific) that had Chris Rock as the main character and features Samuel L. Jackson saying "You wanna play games, motherfucker?"
Person 1: I just saw the film "Spiral."
Person 2: What is that?
Person 1: It's a Saw film that has Chris Rock as the main character.
Person 2: What?!?
Person 1: And... Samuel L. Jackson plays his dad.
Person 2: Wait... this can't be real. A Saw film with those two? Looks it up Wow.
Person 2: What is that?
Person 1: It's a Saw film that has Chris Rock as the main character.
Person 2: What?!?
Person 1: And... Samuel L. Jackson plays his dad.
Person 2: Wait... this can't be real. A Saw film with those two? Looks it up Wow.
by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023
Get the Spiral mug.The BEST fast food chain in existence. Butterburgers (my favorite is the mushroom & swiss + bacon), chicken (spicy chicken is SO DAMN GOOD), seafood (special shoutout to the Northern Atlantic Cod Fillet Sandwich for bringing me MANY foodgasms), and of course... the frozen custard (you MUST try the Georgia Peach, it's the stuff of legend). They are expanding, the goal is to reach all 50 states in the US. Lone live Culver's! Many thanks to the state of Wisconsin for bringing us this chain.
by Darkness Prime February 24, 2023
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by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023
Get the Rhinox mug.The GOP’s equivalent of Starscream, but without the silver tongue. They’d both literally do ANYTHING to become the head of their faction, no matter how foolish.
Kevin McCarthy would’ve sold his family to get the Speakership. Exactly the sort of thing Starscream would do. Both are constantly trying to gain power and fail multiple times before pulling it off. At least Starscream has his silver tongue.
by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023
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by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023
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