Darkness Prime's definitions

Rexy

The most badass Tyrannosaurus Rex ever. Eats a lawyer, kills raptors, kicks the Indominus Rex's ass, eats an awful business man, and owns a Giganotosaurus. No other T. rex can really compare to how awesome she truly is. Give it up for the queen of the Jurassic fillms.

Rexy appeared to be down for the count against the Giganotosaurus, but outsmarted him in the end. Yay!

by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023

Rey Skywalker

A sexual act in which a woman holds a man by the throat while having rough sex with him or pegging him, while proclaiming "You will never be as strong as Darth Vader."

Last night I told her to do whatever she liked. So she did the Rey Skywalker on me and I was left speechless and exhausted.

by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023

Android 18

The hottest and most kickass woman in Dragon Ball Z. Bulma has her beauty and brains, but Android 18 is a total badass. Beats up SUPER SAIYANS, has unbelievable durability, infinite stamina, and even managed to get Krillin to settle down and have a child with him (and somehow he survived this). She’s like a Terminator… except better. A total milf cyborg how could easily kill you… but that makes her hotter.

Android 18 smacked the smug out of Vegeta, then broke his arm… like a boss.

by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023

George Santos

It would be easier to list out what he HASN’T lied about… wait, that’s pretty much nothing, so no, it would be EVEN HARDER to find.

George Santos… if that’s even his real name.

by Darkness Prime February 11, 2023

The Boy Who Lived

Everyone points to Harry Potter. But… there is ONE other definition… me. Why?

Well, let’s observe two historical points of my life…

1995: My mother was tragically killed in a car accident.

2012: I was hit by a car, but… I survived with merely a broken shin.,

Two vehicle accidents. The mother was killed, but the son surivived.

So in a way, that makes me…

The Boy Who Lived.

The Boy Who Lived is at large, continuing to create a legacy.

by Darkness Prime June 3, 2023

Super Mario Galaxy

The BEST Super Mario Game, EVER. Such a simple concept, Mario/Luigi in space, and yet it works SO DAMN WELL! Definitely a must-play. Great music, awesome level design, good controls (probably the best underwater controls for ANY Mario game), breathtaking environments (Comet Observatory, anyone?), cool new power-ups, and best of all... motherfucking Rosalina! How can anyone hate this fucking game?

I just beat Super Mario Galaxy as both Mario AND Luigi. Moving on to the Grand Finale Galaxy!

by Darkness Prime February 24, 2023

Waspinator

That one guy from Beast Wars that gets constantly destroyed, yet KEEPS COMING BACK.

Waspinator: Why universe hate Waspinator?

by Darkness Prime January 25, 2023