Darkness Prime's definitions

The Boy Who Lived

Everyone points to Harry Potter. But… there is ONE other definition… me. Why?

Well, let’s observe two historical points of my life…

1995: My mother was tragically killed in a car accident.

2012: I was hit by a car, but… I survived with merely a broken shin.,

Two vehicle accidents. The mother was killed, but the son surivived.

So in a way, that makes me…

The Boy Who Lived.

The Boy Who Lived is at large, continuing to create a legacy.

by Darkness Prime June 3, 2023

Super Mario Galaxy

The BEST Super Mario Game, EVER. Such a simple concept, Mario/Luigi in space, and yet it works SO DAMN WELL! Definitely a must-play. Great music, awesome level design, good controls (probably the best underwater controls for ANY Mario game), breathtaking environments (Comet Observatory, anyone?), cool new power-ups, and best of all... motherfucking Rosalina! How can anyone hate this fucking game?

I just beat Super Mario Galaxy as both Mario AND Luigi. Moving on to the Grand Finale Galaxy!

by Darkness Prime February 24, 2023

Bacardi Dragonberry

The BEST flavor of Bacardi Rum in existence. It’s a fusion of dragonfruit and strawberry flavors. Goes well with almost anything, but a simple Rum n’ Coke will do the trick in a pinch, or, you want it lighter… mix it with Sprite. But seriously, there are endless combinations to be found with this legendary elixir. Go out there and try it!

I fused Bacardi Dragonberry with Sprite and Mountain Dew Voltage to form a new drink called a Luster Dragon.

by Darkness Prime February 11, 2023

Smug Prick

Steven Crowder

Must this one be explained? Just watch his “Change My Mind” for a few minutes and you’ve got a textbook example of a smug prick.

by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023

Android 18

The hottest and most kickass woman in Dragon Ball Z. Bulma has her beauty and brains, but Android 18 is a total badass. Beats up SUPER SAIYANS, has unbelievable durability, infinite stamina, and even managed to get Krillin to settle down and have a child with him (and somehow he survived this). She’s like a Terminator… except better. A total milf cyborg how could easily kill you… but that makes her hotter.

Android 18 smacked the smug out of Vegeta, then broke his arm… like a boss.

by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023

Tigatron

A character from 90's Transformers series, Beast Wars. Tigatron was the first of the stasis pods to land on the planet where the Maximals and Predacons were battling. Despite the Preds having two flyers AND incapacitating Optimus Primal long enough to prevent him from reaching the pod first, Dinobot beamed instructions to the pod, allowing it to scan for beast mode. Though Megatron seemed to have won (by getting the Maximals to surrender the pod to save two white tigers that Megatron was about to kill), the pod was empty. This led to a classic moment...

Megatron: Where is the Maximal?

Tigatron (Off-screen): Right here!

Surprise! One of those tigers Megatron threatened was no other than Tigatron himself! After sending Megatron runningg, Tigatron would become a vital member of the Maximals; a powerful scout, warrior, and lover of nature. He later would fuse with Airazor (another awesome Maximal) to become the all-powerful... Tigerhawk.

Tigatron is a legendary character. He is a total badass, yet also a gentleman at heart. Balanced, as most things should be. He's one of my heroes, and should be one of yours. Also, he turns into a white tiger. What's not to love about that?

Anyways, all respect to the one and only Tigatron!

Tigatron: YOU WILL LEAVE THE WILD ALONE!

Blasts the hell out of Inferno

by Darkness Prime January 25, 2023

Marjorie Taylor Greene

A blonde, muggle Bellatrix Lestrange.

Has anyone not seen the connections? Marjorie Taylor Greene and Bellatrix Lestrange are both VERY loyal to a deranged man, would do anything for said man, and are somehow even crazier than the man they worship. Difference is the real world has misfortune of being stuck with one of them.

by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023