Danny's definitions

Readergasm

What happens when two deaf people cohabitate

Chaim Readergasmed when she removed her hearing aid.

by Danny February 17, 2004

burn the money

The act of revealing the ending to a movie and/or event (especially something that relies upon the ending to create suspense & drama), thereby making it unwatchable.

(Derived from the movie A Simple Plan - and, if you haven't seen it, well, I just burned the money)

Jackass: "Man, if I was A Simple Plan, I wouldn't burn the money, those idiots."
Foil: "Wait...they burn the money at the end? Thanks Jackass, way to burn the money."

by Danny January 15, 2004

alvir

a woman who does many womanly things.

You are such an Alvir when you wear that outfit Sam.

by danny January 28, 2004

Cover Up

Oral sex in the postion to where if the testicles were to meet the face they would be meeting the nose and not the chin.

"Dude, last night I gave Brandee a cover up and she choked for like 10 seonds before I realized it."

by Danny August 5, 2004

poop

Poop, also called: Crap, Shit, Dung, Logs, Cow pie, and well... Anyway It comes out of ur ass, sometimes it hurts really bad other times it comes out smoothly..

uhh!!!! its stuck u u u u u u uu u u u u uuuu uuuuu uuuu ouch!!!!

by Danny May 13, 2005

Randy Orton

A person that gets an undeserved push into the main event, despite the fact that he has no mic skills, mediocre wrestling skills, and no charisma. I nicknamed him Blandy Orton.

If you want to cure your insomnia, you can see Blandy Orton every Monday on RAW (AKA: the "how far will the WWE go to get Orton a reaction" show)

Here are two examples of classic Blandy Orton promos:

"I'm going to start what I finished" - (January 13, 2004)

"Jericho, you...you...have a big mouth!" (May 24, 2004)

by Danny March 12, 2005

metrosexual

A heterosexual male who is very in-touch with his feminine side. e.g: They are very concerned about their clothes, hair, and grooming; but at the end of they day they have sex...with women (unless all the girls think that he's gay)

Wow Nate Thurman only wears flared pants and spends 60 dollars on shampoo, what a metro.

by Danny February 5, 2004