Danielle Danielle's definitions
An excuse for teenagers to rub up on each other. Girls shake their ass onto a guys dick while he tries to hide the fact that this is making him want to rip of her clothes right then and there. It's like sex, with clothes on.
by Danielle Danielle January 7, 2009
Get the Dirty dancingmug. One day you fall in love with this boy.. and he touches you with his fingers and he burns holes in your skin with his mouth.. and it hurts when you look at him.. and it hurts when you don't.. and it feels like someone has cut you open with a jagged piece of glass.
It is the best and the worst feeling in the world where you give someone the absolute power to hurt you and know you in ways no one else can.
It is the best and the worst feeling in the world where you give someone the absolute power to hurt you and know you in ways no one else can.
I can't describe love any better than that.
by Danielle Danielle January 11, 2009
Get the Lovemug. by Danielle Danielle January 13, 2009
Get the Musicmug. "Mindless robot, poor excuse of a musician, physco"
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Try:
"Adorable, one of the most successful women in the world, and stressed"
Britney Spears has sold billions of records world wide. You ask people in China if they have ever heard of some of the stars that everyone seems to worship with no problem like Rihanna (who by the way sings through her nose so badly I want to shoot myself).
"Hey, China, do you guys like Rihanna?"
"Rihanna who?"
"Youuuuu knoww. The t0tally hawt musician?"
"Never heard of her."
You ask China if they have ever heard of Britney Spears:
"Hey, China, do you guys like Britney Spears?"
"HITT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME! OH YES OH YES! ME HAVE ALL HER RECORDS!"
Granted, she did go through a rough patch. But so has 99% of the women in America. The only difference is, their rough patches and anxieties weren't broadcasted for everyone to see.
Britney Spears has been creating music since she was a teenager and she's STILL GOT IT. With her new album out with songs such as "Circus" "Womanizer", she is once again at the top of the charts, and probably still will be when she's old and gray.
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Try:
"Adorable, one of the most successful women in the world, and stressed"
Britney Spears has sold billions of records world wide. You ask people in China if they have ever heard of some of the stars that everyone seems to worship with no problem like Rihanna (who by the way sings through her nose so badly I want to shoot myself).
"Hey, China, do you guys like Rihanna?"
"Rihanna who?"
"Youuuuu knoww. The t0tally hawt musician?"
"Never heard of her."
You ask China if they have ever heard of Britney Spears:
"Hey, China, do you guys like Britney Spears?"
"HITT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME! OH YES OH YES! ME HAVE ALL HER RECORDS!"
Granted, she did go through a rough patch. But so has 99% of the women in America. The only difference is, their rough patches and anxieties weren't broadcasted for everyone to see.
Britney Spears has been creating music since she was a teenager and she's STILL GOT IT. With her new album out with songs such as "Circus" "Womanizer", she is once again at the top of the charts, and probably still will be when she's old and gray.
"Britney Spears is an overrated redneck."
"Britney Spears makes billions of dollars a year, how much do you make?"
".... No comment."
"Britney Spears makes billions of dollars a year, how much do you make?"
".... No comment."
by Danielle Danielle January 8, 2009
Get the Britney Spearsmug. The man who is hated by the entire world because they have to blame someone when things go wrong. Who better to blame than the president? Whether you like it or not he held the lives of millions in the palm of his hand you can't even fathom that kind of pressure. Yes, he did send our soilders over to Iraq to do, idk, THEIR FUCKING JOB. You did not know whether or not there were nuclear warheads in Iraq, and neither did the rest of the U.S. So he sent our troops over there to check shit out, oh idk, BECAUSE OUR COUNTRY FUCKING VOTED TO DO JUST THAT. Now that we haven't found any nuclear warheads, everyone is quick to hate on the president.
Most people hate him for the following reasons:
1) They compare him to Clinton or presidents that ran our country when there wasn't a war. Oh yeah, that's because CILNTON WAS A FUCKING DRAFT DODGER. HE LET FOREIGN SOILDERS DRAG THE BODIES OF OUR DEAD SOILDERS THROUGH THE STREETS AND DIDN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT.
2) It's the cool thing to do.
3) It's the cool thing to do.
4) It's the cool thing to do.
Most people hate him for the following reasons:
1) They compare him to Clinton or presidents that ran our country when there wasn't a war. Oh yeah, that's because CILNTON WAS A FUCKING DRAFT DODGER. HE LET FOREIGN SOILDERS DRAG THE BODIES OF OUR DEAD SOILDERS THROUGH THE STREETS AND DIDN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT.
2) It's the cool thing to do.
3) It's the cool thing to do.
4) It's the cool thing to do.
"George Bush is the worst president we've ever had."
"Oh just wait, our country is getting run by Obama now :)"
"Oh just wait, our country is getting run by Obama now :)"
by Danielle Danielle January 9, 2009
Get the George Bushmug. The feeling of wanting someone up against your skin and lips so badly that it makes you hurt inside.
The feeling between the two of you is so magnetic and strong that you can't contain it.
It's not just sex. It's the want and the need to be physically close to someone that you feel so passionately about it's unreal.
The feeling between the two of you is so magnetic and strong that you can't contain it.
It's not just sex. It's the want and the need to be physically close to someone that you feel so passionately about it's unreal.
by Danielle Danielle January 11, 2009
Get the Lustmug. Usually labeled as a 'girl' thing, but is more than half of the time caused by men.
Girl drama examples and scenarios that are caused by men-
1) OMGGG MY BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME
2) Girl 1- "Michael told me he liked me last night at the football game!"
Girl 2- "Really? 'Cause Michael told ME he liked ME last night at the football game."
3) "He says if I love him.. I'll have sex with him."
4) He had sex with me and then completely stopped talking to me :( @#$@#*$
5) He told his girlfriend that I was all over him and now she is comin' at my trying to fight!!@#$@#$
As you can see, women are usually the pons of drama and boys are the ones controlling the chess pieces. They love to feel like they are the reason a girl is getting so worked up or they are in between two girls fighting over them.
Drama goes both ways.
But no matter what gender,
it's still pointless.
Girl drama examples and scenarios that are caused by men-
1) OMGGG MY BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME
2) Girl 1- "Michael told me he liked me last night at the football game!"
Girl 2- "Really? 'Cause Michael told ME he liked ME last night at the football game."
3) "He says if I love him.. I'll have sex with him."
4) He had sex with me and then completely stopped talking to me :( @#$@#*$
5) He told his girlfriend that I was all over him and now she is comin' at my trying to fight!!@#$@#$
As you can see, women are usually the pons of drama and boys are the ones controlling the chess pieces. They love to feel like they are the reason a girl is getting so worked up or they are in between two girls fighting over them.
Drama goes both ways.
But no matter what gender,
it's still pointless.
"Drama is just something girls say they hate but in the end are always in the middle of."
"And boys are different because...?"
"Well men fight when they have problems with one another."
"Fighting is drama."
"... Well.. uhh."
"And boys are different because...?"
"Well men fight when they have problems with one another."
"Fighting is drama."
"... Well.. uhh."
by Danielle Danielle January 11, 2009
Get the Dramamug.