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Maury

Show that consists of generally skanky women looking to test the 20th man they've had sex with, and assure everyone that they are 110% sure that it is INDEED that 20th man who fathered their 4th baby, only to run backstage screaming when it isn't.

Maury: Alright I'm here once again with Barbara, who is back for the 20th time to test who she thinks is the father of her baby!
Barbara: Maury, I am 110% sure that this man Chris is the father of my baby!
Maury: Well the results are in...For 3 month old baby Earl, Chris, you ARE NOT the father...
Woman: WHAT?! WHAT?! AHHHH BOOO HOOOO!! *runs backstage*

by Daniel.Druff January 18, 2008

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OH-UH

1)Bird-like sound
2)Noise-made during Britney Spear's "Piece of Me" song.

Britney: OH-UH, oh yeah, OH-UH, oh yeah...
Edna: OMG, Britney, I love you!
Chris: Leave Britney Alone!

by Daniel.Druff January 18, 2008

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Piece of Me

1)Popularized song by Britney Spears
2)Something that everyone wants
3)Hair.

Earl:You wanna piece of me?
Annie:OH-UH
Edna: Oh yeah

by Daniel.Druff January 18, 2008

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apestrasize

1)To be shunned and excluded by a large group of apes.
2)What happens to an ape-human hybrid when they try to woo pure humans.

Human-Ape: I think I love you Chris
Chris: Leave ME Alone!
Rest of Apes: ooh eee oooh ooh SHUN! ooh eee ahh!
Human-Ape: You're abandoning ME?!
Chris: HAHA!,.. bitch just got APESTRASIZED!

by Daniel.Druff January 18, 2008

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