Sabertooth Crotchcricket

possibly the most ridiculous word in the english language

dude i think my sabertooth crotchcrickets have migrated over to you trouserbrush garden

by Daniel March 16, 2005

parent(s)

(1) normally 2 people who fuck and end up having a child they do not want and wish to make the lives miserable of becuz they are pissed they no longger have feedom.

(2) The ones who say they want the best for and tell you they want you to make your own decisions for your life, but when you do they get pissed and ground you and take everything away becuz you didn't take their advice or they are just fuckin jealous assholes, becuz you have more then they had when they were kids!

My g/f parents fuckin dicks! You took her away from me and now I will royaly fuck u up bitches!

by Daniel October 20, 2004

Ass Jousting

To ram or punch asses together in an synchronous motion, and moaning like a dead fish

mike smith got caught ass jousting with a black kid from georgia

by Daniel December 14, 2003

Hideo

XD Dat nigga b dope

XD YOU BEST SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I HIDEO YOu

XD YOU BEST NOT TALK SHIT OR ILL HIDEO YOUR FACE INTO THE GROUND

XD IM HIDEO

by Daniel May 19, 2004

Marines

The one who keeps things in order.

This Marine will set things straight!

by Daniel March 15, 2005

kiyumi

A best friend, someone who is always there

Yea, her? She's is my kiyumi.

by daniel January 04, 2005

kiyumi

Biggest dork ever, one who tries to be funny and isn't

Wow, you're such a kiyumi. That was retarded

by daniel January 03, 2005