Daniel's definitions

homestarrunner

really stupid white thingy that talks and has no hands

paul

by Daniel March 11, 2003

emotional tampon

Something only women are capable of, and evil enough to do. They fool poor insecure men into thinking they are recieving affection when they never will. They are often used as pillows for tears, or little "I lost my boyfriend and I'm grieving him" dolls. If this happends to you, just tell them to fk off.

John says "This bitch just lost her boyfriend. I think she likes me because she's holding my hand and it feels nice"

Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"

Then John cries.

by daniel October 3, 2004

cellardoor

I agree with both of you but i think the point was more the complexity and multiple meanings of the joining of these two words, which was also the cause of its beauty

by daniel August 17, 2003

handraper

person who takes a passed out person's hand and uses it to masturbate with.

Did you hear what Brad did last weekend? He handraped Irene when she was passed out on the couch

by Daniel April 21, 2005

The Shit

The shit is what we like to call something awesome or spectacular.

Have you seen Daniel lately??? Because he is The Shit

by Daniel February 13, 2005

beggin'

tight, up and in it, nice

Her ass is beggin'

by Daniel February 9, 2004

coreplus

An illogical method of teaching math in which word problems and graphs somehow manage to drain previous math ability out of the students. Best part? Oh, about half the colleges around wisconsin don't accept coreplus credits. So much for all that crap you had to do in high school.

There are many theories as to why local schools picked up this program. The most prominent one being that they couldn't afford real math supplies.

It sucks. Don't argue with me untill you've suffered through it.

by Daniel July 28, 2004