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"I saw a picture of Jesus with BRB underneath it." "What's BRB?" "It's 'be right back', don't you speak textese?"
by DanGarPrius October 19, 2009
Get the textesemug. When you have multiple chat/IM/messenger windows open with different people simultaneously and you inadvertently type and send an insulting/offensive/insensitive comment in the wrong chat window, specifically the one with the person referred to.
Mike
(4:45p) Dude, what's up?
Me_Gaxxy
(4:45p) Hang on, on another chat...
16:45 <Dave> Hey, how's it going?
16:46 <me_gaxxy> Ugh, freakin' stupid Dave trying to chat me...
16:46 <Dave> WTF???
16:47 <me> Whoops, chat faux pas..
(4:45p) Dude, what's up?
Me_Gaxxy
(4:45p) Hang on, on another chat...
16:45 <Dave> Hey, how's it going?
16:46 <me_gaxxy> Ugh, freakin' stupid Dave trying to chat me...
16:46 <Dave> WTF???
16:47 <me> Whoops, chat faux pas..
by DanGarPrius August 19, 2013
Get the chat faux pasmug. Any of the older (pre-2011) models of Toyota Prius hybrids. Non-plug-in, older style sedans, etc. qualify.
"Wow, Dad! Did you see that the neighbors got a new 2012 plug-in Prius?!?" "Yeah, our 2007 is such a priusaurus..."
by DanGarPrius June 28, 2012
Get the Priusaurusmug. The proper etiquette when using teleconferencing applications. A code of polite behavior in an online meeting.
(leaf blower in the background) Chad, can you please mute your phone? Chad, CHAD! Dude, how about a little webexiquette, please? etiquetteteleconferenceonline behavior
by DanGarPrius June 1, 2016
Get the WebExiquettemug. A tactful way of referring to previous careers, companies, or relationships without specifically mentioning names. A way of avoiding thoughtless name-dropping or boring boastful references to things you have done before at other places or with other people.
1. Company: Rather than saying, "Back at YoYoDyne, we used to do this and that and the other", try "In a past life, I used a different process".
2. Career: Avoid "When I was in the Navy, we always did it this way" and replace with "In a past life, I remember doing things in a certain way".
3. Relationship: Instead of telling your current partner, "Sally and I stayed at that bed and breakfast once", perhaps use, "In a past life, I stayed there and it was nice" instead.
2. Career: Avoid "When I was in the Navy, we always did it this way" and replace with "In a past life, I remember doing things in a certain way".
3. Relationship: Instead of telling your current partner, "Sally and I stayed at that bed and breakfast once", perhaps use, "In a past life, I stayed there and it was nice" instead.
by DanGarPrius June 14, 2013
Get the past lifemug. A level of language or wording that would be approved by HR, is politically correct, or meets some HR policy or guideline.
by DanGarPrius August 23, 2011
Get the HR-ishmug. An entire online chat or conversation conducted exclusively as an exchange of memes and images, without words or text. Especially applies when only using clips of images and/or links to visual memes.
(After several exchanges of clipped images/links of internet memes)
"OMG, we didn't use a single word in that whole thread!"
"Yes, that was a total memeversation."
"OMG, we didn't use a single word in that whole thread!"
"Yes, that was a total memeversation."
by DanGarPrius June 7, 2013
Get the Memeversationmug.