Dan Jewell's definitions

take a shot in the mouth

To act like, or say that you indeed like or love the band Nickelback in order to bed a hottie of the opposite sex.

Slim: "Yo Dan, you see that fine piece of ass over there with the Nickelback shirt on."
Dan: "Yeah, I'd take a shot in the mouth in order to give her the rectal thermometer.

by Dan Jewell April 11, 2005

pork squid

the act of sticking ones finger up an unsuspecting butthole

While re-tying her shoes, Kaela was pleasently surprised by a pork squid served sunny side up.

by Dan Jewell October 13, 2003

Vagina Good

One who excells in a particular sport, instrument, or hobby; Better than excellent

Yo, the new drummer for No Lily is vagina good.

by Dan Jewell October 24, 2003

busticle

Not quite a testicle, yet not quite busting a nut

What the hell is a busticle?

by Dan Jewell October 24, 2003

slim bavis

A drink not unlike a martini made w/ only the finest cordials.

Hand me another slim bavis, ha ha ha!!!

by Dan Jewell October 4, 2003

Scianna

A large pickle, approximately seventeen to twenty-two inches in length

Wow, that's the largest scianna I've ever seen, do you have more where that came from.

by Dan Jewell October 4, 2003

Colonel Doctor

The act of in which you are a Colonel of something, that may or may not be involved with the BullMoose Club, and you receive your PhD after the fact.Can also be spelled: Col. Doctor, Col. Dr., Colonel Dr., Kernel Dr., Kernel Doctor, Cornhole Dr.

There is only one Colonel Doctor, his name is Col. Doctor.

by Dan Jewell March 15, 2005