Luke, I am your father

The climax to a certain situation. Usaully preceded by the "Luke..."

1. In the Movie "Friday", the "Luke, I am your father" is when, Craig whoops Deebo's ass. Yeaahh!!!

2. The "Luke I am your father" of slim bavis's life, was giving the rectal thermometer to his favorite moped.

by Dan Jewell March 23, 2005

lupid

As Humpty Hump said in "The Humpty Dance", "I use a word that don't mean nothin', like lupid" The verb "lupid" actually means to smoke marijuana and drink excessive alcohol.

After a night of over indulgence of drink and herb Jim said,
"Yo Dan, last night I was so lupid I rode moped"
Dan replied, "You mean you rode a stupid scooter"
Jim said, "Na man, I humped a fat chick"

by Dan Jewell March 17, 2005

busticle

Not quite a testicle, yet not quite busting a nut

What the hell is a busticle?

by Dan Jewell October 25, 2003

Scianna

A large pickle, approximately seventeen to twenty-two inches in length

Wow, that's the largest scianna I've ever seen, do you have more where that came from.

by Dan Jewell October 05, 2003

pork squid

the act of sticking ones finger up an unsuspecting butthole

While re-tying her shoes, Kaela was pleasently surprised by a pork squid served sunny side up.

by Dan Jewell October 14, 2003

slim bavis

A drink not unlike a martini made w/ only the finest cordials.

Hand me another slim bavis, ha ha ha!!!

by Dan Jewell October 05, 2003

clam the johnny

When a female partner has clammy or "sweat soaked hands" and gives you a hand job.

After Michel reached into Dan's pants, Dan looked Michel dead in the eye and said, "Yo, wash your hands first, I didn't think you were going to clam the johnny."

by Dan Jewell March 31, 2005