16 definitions by Dan Jewell
The act of in which you are a Colonel of something, that may or may not be involved with the BullMoose Club, and you receive your PhD after the fact.Can also be spelled: Col. Doctor, Col. Dr., Colonel Dr., Kernel Dr., Kernel Doctor, Cornhole Dr.
by Dan Jewell March 15, 2005
by Dan Jewell October 25, 2003
A virtual farm on the internet. E-Corn, E-Squash, E-Cabbage, E-Lettuce, E-Corn, and E-Tomatoes are readily produced here.
Tired of frequenting the local grocery store, Dan Scianna decided the time was right to make the big switch to E-Farms, where he could purchase E-Corn, E-Squash, E-Cabbage, E-Lettuce, E-Corn, and E-Tomatoes.
by Dan Jewell March 20, 2005
by Dan Jewell October 5, 2003
After Michel reached into Dan's pants, Dan looked Michel dead in the eye and said, "Yo, wash your hands first, I didn't think you were going to clam the johnny."
by Dan Jewell March 31, 2005
As Humpty Hump said in "The Humpty Dance", "I use a word that don't mean nothin', like lupid" The verb "lupid" actually means to smoke marijuana and drink excessive alcohol.
After a night of over indulgence of drink and herb Jim said,
"Yo Dan, last night I was so lupid I rode moped"
Dan replied, "You mean you rode a stupid scooter"
Jim said, "Na man, I humped a fat chick"
"Yo Dan, last night I was so lupid I rode moped"
Dan replied, "You mean you rode a stupid scooter"
Jim said, "Na man, I humped a fat chick"
by Dan Jewell March 17, 2005
by Dan Jewell October 14, 2003