Dan Jewell's definitions

Vagina Good

One who excells in a particular sport, instrument, or hobby; Better than excellent

Yo, the new drummer for No Lily is vagina good.

by Dan Jewell October 24, 2003

pork squid

the act of sticking ones finger up an unsuspecting butthole

While re-tying her shoes, Kaela was pleasently surprised by a pork squid served sunny side up.

by Dan Jewell October 13, 2003

moped

To hump a fat chick, out of desperation, fun or just straight being lupid.
Usually preceded by "riding a..."

My stupid friend Jim, always talks about two things, riding mopeds and playing with his elbia, which usually will impress a fat chick into the sex.

by Dan Jewell March 17, 2005

de-loosify

To make something feel tighter, such as a vagina, screws, orange juice lids and vaginas.

1. Slim Bavis made the big switch to Tropicana from Minute Maid Orange Juice, because he was unable to de-loosify the lid.

2. Dan Jewell's large member has pulverized many vaginas, causing them to resort to Vaginercises which in turn will de-loosify that nappy dugout.

by Dan Jewell March 24, 2005

Colonel Doctor

The act of in which you are a Colonel of something, that may or may not be involved with the BullMoose Club, and you receive your PhD after the fact.Can also be spelled: Col. Doctor, Col. Dr., Colonel Dr., Kernel Dr., Kernel Doctor, Cornhole Dr.

There is only one Colonel Doctor, his name is Col. Doctor.

by Dan Jewell March 15, 2005

yeast pouch

UUUUUhhhhhhhhh, a vagina.

I've heared that yeast pouches taste like batteries.

by Dan Jewell March 24, 2005

lupid

As Humpty Hump said in "The Humpty Dance", "I use a word that don't mean nothin', like lupid" The verb "lupid" actually means to smoke marijuana and drink excessive alcohol.

After a night of over indulgence of drink and herb Jim said,
"Yo Dan, last night I was so lupid I rode moped"
Dan replied, "You mean you rode a stupid scooter"
Jim said, "Na man, I humped a fat chick"

by Dan Jewell March 17, 2005