Dan Jewell's definitions

take a shot in the mouth

To act like, or say that you indeed like or love the band Nickelback in order to bed a hottie of the opposite sex.

Slim: "Yo Dan, you see that fine piece of ass over there with the Nickelback shirt on."
Dan: "Yeah, I'd take a shot in the mouth in order to give her the rectal thermometer.

by Dan Jewell April 11, 2005

clam the johnny

When a female partner has clammy or "sweat soaked hands" and gives you a hand job.

After Michel reached into Dan's pants, Dan looked Michel dead in the eye and said, "Yo, wash your hands first, I didn't think you were going to clam the johnny."

by Dan Jewell March 30, 2005

de-loosify

To make something feel tighter, such as a vagina, screws, orange juice lids and vaginas.

1. Slim Bavis made the big switch to Tropicana from Minute Maid Orange Juice, because he was unable to de-loosify the lid.

2. Dan Jewell's large member has pulverized many vaginas, causing them to resort to Vaginercises which in turn will de-loosify that nappy dugout.

by Dan Jewell March 24, 2005

Vaginercise

To excercise the vaginal muscles, much like Kegal excercises, in order to de-loosify the yeast pouch.

After two months of grueling Vaginercises, Kelli's pussy was as tight as a butthole.

by Dan Jewell March 24, 2005

yeast pouch

UUUUUhhhhhhhhh, a vagina.

I've heared that yeast pouches taste like batteries.

by Dan Jewell March 24, 2005

Luke, I am your father

The climax to a certain situation. Usaully preceded by the "Luke..."

1. In the Movie "Friday", the "Luke, I am your father" is when, Craig whoops Deebo's ass. Yeaahh!!!

2. The "Luke I am your father" of slim bavis's life, was giving the rectal thermometer to his favorite moped.

by Dan Jewell March 22, 2005

e-farm

A virtual farm on the internet. E-Corn, E-Squash, E-Cabbage, E-Lettuce, E-Corn, and E-Tomatoes are readily produced here.

Tired of frequenting the local grocery store, Dan Scianna decided the time was right to make the big switch to E-Farms, where he could purchase E-Corn, E-Squash, E-Cabbage, E-Lettuce, E-Corn, and E-Tomatoes.

by Dan Jewell March 19, 2005