Damon K.'s definitions

Old Saint Dick

When a family member ruins Christmas by fighting with everyone

My uncle is a real Old Saint Dick continues to argue with people about politics and religion every damn Christmas.

by Damon K. September 28, 2021

Raker

A person whom uses their teeth too much during a blow job

Last summer Lisa gave me The Raker and my dick hurt for 2 weeks. Whatever you do, don't let her try and suck your dick or she will give you The Raker too.

by Damon K. March 16, 2023

Scromed

To scream so much that you blow out a vocal cord

She scromed so much at the haunted house last night, that we went directly to the ER to see what they could do for her throat.

by Damon K. February 27, 2023

Woke and Boke

Past tense to wake and bake. Wake and bake is a term for waking up and smoking weed. Woke and boke is a past tense for having already woke up and smoked weed

Dang man, we really shouldn't have woke and boke this morning. I have a test at 9am.

by Damon K. June 2, 2021

Simpsons God

The TV show ,The Simpsons, has more than 20 episodes that mimic historical events that happen in the future.

I can't believe that event happened in the news today! Well I guess the Simpsons God did it again and predicted the future.

by Damon K. February 2, 2021

The Eve After

Two people from work go to a special function, then have sex, and sleep over and then have to figure out what to do in the morning or just sneak out.

I had a great time last night with Mary after the company Christmas party. The eve after was the toughest. I slowly got out of bed and left before she saw me.

by Damon K. May 25, 2021

Power Jack

When a person uses two hands to get a male to climax as fast as possible.

Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.

by Damon K. September 28, 2021