Definitions by Damon K.

carving the pumpkin

When you paint a pumpkin on a woman's back and put a flashlight in her butt.

Last night, The power went out so I was carving the pumpkin with Pam. Good thing I had a flashlight and a fleshlight.

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carving the pumpkin by Damon K. October 21, 2025

Raker 

A person whom uses their teeth too much during a blow job

Last summer Lisa gave me The Raker and my dick hurt for 2 weeks. Whatever you do, don't let her try and suck your dick or she will give you The Raker too.

Raker by Damon K. March 16, 2023

Scromed 

To scream so much that you blow out a vocal cord

She scromed so much at the haunted house last night, that we went directly to the ER to see what they could do for her throat.

Scromed by Damon K. February 27, 2023

Contrapting 

Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor

We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting.

Contrapting by Damon K. May 23, 2022

Old Saint Dick

When a family member ruins Christmas by fighting with everyone

My uncle is a real Old Saint Dick continues to argue with people about politics and religion every damn Christmas.

Old Saint Dick by Damon K. September 28, 2021

Power Jack 

When a person uses two hands to get a male to climax as fast as possible.

Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.

Power Jack by Damon K. September 28, 2021

Beach J 

Beach J is the term for having received a blow job on the beach.

Last night Kim gave me a Beach J after we danced and got drunk on the beach.

Beach J by Damon K. August 6, 2021