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Larry Craig

1 - A disgraced Idaho senator
2 - The act of extending one's legs under a toilet stall, in order to play footsies with the guy beside you, and denying you're homo.
3 - The act of solicting for cottaging acts.
Larry Craig denies he's gay.

Stop it Craig! You're making me horny and hard and I can't pee nor shit anymore!

Larry Craig's body language dictated the Minneapolis Police Officer who was going for a shit that he wanted to fuck him in the ass. Therefore he got arrested.
by Damn Damn Danno September 8, 2007
mugGet the Larry Craigmug.

dick

Slang for penis and usually is a stick of intense pleasure.
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
mugGet the dickmug.

foreman grill

The smartest invention ever built by some jock by the name of George Foreman.

You can cook fecal matter in this grill and amaze your friends in the process.
Flying J Cook : DOOD! I got meself a George Foreman Grill
Manager : Cool! Let's cook shit and feed it to the masses!
by damn damn danno October 1, 2006
mugGet the foreman grillmug.

Frankenmuth

A city in Michigan, often the butt of many people's jokes.
Shut your god damn Frankenmuth!
by Damn Damn Danno October 11, 2005
mugGet the Frankenmuthmug.

cereal killer

Synonym of Cereal Murderer.

Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.

In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.
Danno's a cereal killer wanted by the FBI (Federal Bureau of Idiots).
by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005
mugGet the cereal killermug.

penis wars

A term for a stupid competition, usually where one thinks has it better than the other one.

The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.

Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.
Look at the penis wars going on... all about who's got a bigger stick shift on their trucks...
by Damn Damn Danno October 8, 2005
mugGet the penis warsmug.

GOP

Grand Ole Pedophiles.
or Gay Ol'Pedos

Another name for Mark Foley's party.

The GOP (Republican) said that Mark Foley's invitation to sexual innuendos were not illegal, and therefore covering their asses so the GOP's reign would continue.

Only the GOP would assign a pedophile for the Center for Missing and Exploited Children.

However, if a Democrat or anyother party (if any) would have a major scandal and would force the entire party to resign.
Michael J: Let's vote republican! Let's vote for the GOP!
by damn damn danno October 6, 2006
mugGet the GOPmug.

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