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weather radio

or NOAA weather radio.

Some radio you listen to get informations on upcoming hurricanes, tornadoes or other weather calamities.

EMO kids, people without lives get turned on by the three voices of NOAA.
Look! Jim is jacking off the weather radio because he thinks the female voice is sexy.
by Damn Damn Danno October 9, 2006
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super-trucker

A know-it-all Daffy Duck trucker who tries to impress dispatch who just laugh at him or her.

They usually have tons of speeding tickets and almost wiped out families.
Ross is a super-trucker.
by Damn Damn Danno October 20, 2006
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NPR

National Peddler's Radio.

A typical radio station that always asks or peddles for money, cars or even your body when you die.
"This is ENNN PEE ARRRGHH! National Peddler Radio"

"Hi! This is Troy McClure! You may remember me from such peddling as NPR needs money! And jerry Lewis goes bankrupt..."
by Damn Damn Danno January 15, 2007
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McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program

McKevitt Trucking's dating service. Usually consisting ex-wives (or sometimes, husbands) of such truck drivers. There is a head "John" working at the company.

Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.
Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
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cereal killer

Synonym of Cereal Murderer.

Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.

In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.
Danno's a cereal killer wanted by the FBI (Federal Bureau of Idiots).
by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005
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fuckinese

Fuckinese: A language understood by no-one, usally spoken by aliens or immigrants. It's a synonym for Jibberonese or Jibberish.
Turbanite : Bla bla bla bla
Yankmerican: CAN'T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH AND NOT FUCKINESE?
by damn damn danno October 1, 2006
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markstay

Some little community that lies in the crack between North Bay Ontario and Sudbury Ontario.

The chief industries there are growing pot, and masturbating chickens.

Legend has that Markstay was named after some woman who cried for her ex-boyfriend to stay. Hence the name MARK STAY!
Rianne yelled out Mark Say! Therefore Markstay's name was given.

Markstay can kick St Charle's ass anytime
by Damn Damn Danno December 10, 2006
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