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1. Any Dodge Aries and Plymouth Reliant vehicles or variants.
They had Mitsubishi 2.6 L engines or Chrysler 2.2/2.5 L engines, not producing more horsepower than of those of an electric granny scooter.
Legend has that a boss at McKevitt Trucking produced these vehicles with ball-less (detesticulated) technical specifications so it won't go more than 55 miles per hour. Most drivers driving K-Cars are Sunday drivers or those who want the looks of a car but YET the power of an electric go-kart or granny pusher scooter.
In 1989, the final bona fide k-Cars were constructed and were swept under the carpet.
2. Although "erroneously" used: Any "k-car" wannabes (in terms of mass-production, or familiarity) from other vehicles like the Chevy Cavalier/Pantiass Sunfire or the Ford Escort.
They had Mitsubishi 2.6 L engines or Chrysler 2.2/2.5 L engines, not producing more horsepower than of those of an electric granny scooter.
Legend has that a boss at McKevitt Trucking produced these vehicles with ball-less (detesticulated) technical specifications so it won't go more than 55 miles per hour. Most drivers driving K-Cars are Sunday drivers or those who want the looks of a car but YET the power of an electric go-kart or granny pusher scooter.
In 1989, the final bona fide k-Cars were constructed and were swept under the carpet.
2. Although "erroneously" used: Any "k-car" wannabes (in terms of mass-production, or familiarity) from other vehicles like the Chevy Cavalier/Pantiass Sunfire or the Ford Escort.
by Damn Damn Danno October 4, 2005
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Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.
Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.
Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
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They usually have tons of speeding tickets and almost wiped out families.
They usually have tons of speeding tickets and almost wiped out families.
Ross is a super-trucker.
by Damn Damn Danno October 20, 2006
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A typical radio station that always asks or peddles for money, cars or even your body when you die.
A typical radio station that always asks or peddles for money, cars or even your body when you die.
"This is ENNN PEE ARRRGHH! National Peddler Radio"
"Hi! This is Troy McClure! You may remember me from such peddling as NPR needs money! And jerry Lewis goes bankrupt..."
"Hi! This is Troy McClure! You may remember me from such peddling as NPR needs money! And jerry Lewis goes bankrupt..."
by Damn Damn Danno January 15, 2007
Get the NPR mug.A place in Wisconsin... probably a place where stoners meet at a place with trees like a recreational area and they get stoned out of their minds.
Most probable is the fact that "THAT 70's show" is based out of that place because the peope in that show are so ... DUNCE.
It's named after the BONG device, used to smoke up canniboïd substances like weed.
Most probable is the fact that "THAT 70's show" is based out of that place because the peope in that show are so ... DUNCE.
It's named after the BONG device, used to smoke up canniboïd substances like weed.
by Damn Damn Danno November 1, 2005
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or Gay Ol'Pedos
Another name for Mark Foley's party.
The GOP (Republican) said that Mark Foley's invitation to sexual innuendos were not illegal, and therefore covering their asses so the GOP's reign would continue.
Only the GOP would assign a pedophile for the Center for Missing and Exploited Children.
However, if a Democrat or anyother party (if any) would have a major scandal and would force the entire party to resign.
or Gay Ol'Pedos
Another name for Mark Foley's party.
The GOP (Republican) said that Mark Foley's invitation to sexual innuendos were not illegal, and therefore covering their asses so the GOP's reign would continue.
Only the GOP would assign a pedophile for the Center for Missing and Exploited Children.
However, if a Democrat or anyother party (if any) would have a major scandal and would force the entire party to resign.
by damn damn danno October 6, 2006
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Such places are Climax,Hell,Paradise,Frankenmuth and Ann Arbor.
Suggested jokes are dependent on the reader and his or her educational level.
Such places are Climax,Hell,Paradise,Frankenmuth and Ann Arbor.
Suggested jokes are dependent on the reader and his or her educational level.
Everyone in Paradise will die in Hell Michigan...
Hey Ann Arbor! Up yours Ypsilanti and shut your Frankenmouth!
Hey Ann Arbor! Up yours Ypsilanti and shut your Frankenmouth!
by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005
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