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barbie-q

A barbie-q (or BBQ) is essentially the act of taking your younger sister's Barbie Tramp Dolls and roast it slowly like a fucking turkey on a fucking roaster.

Often it will emanate some phenylketamines and other cancer-causing chemicals.
Danno: Wanna join my Barbie-Q?
Suzie: Sure! Why not!
Danno: Allrighty then!

MARIANNE: STOP BARBIE-Qing my daughter's Barbie doll!
by damn damn danno October 1, 2006
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Larry Craig

1 - A disgraced Idaho senator
2 - The act of extending one's legs under a toilet stall, in order to play footsies with the guy beside you, and denying you're homo.
3 - The act of solicting for cottaging acts.
Larry Craig denies he's gay.

Stop it Craig! You're making me horny and hard and I can't pee nor shit anymore!

Larry Craig's body language dictated the Minneapolis Police Officer who was going for a shit that he wanted to fuck him in the ass. Therefore he got arrested.
by Damn Damn Danno September 8, 2007
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dick

Slang for penis and usually is a stick of intense pleasure.
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
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McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program

McKevitt Trucking's dating service. Usually consisting ex-wives (or sometimes, husbands) of such truck drivers. There is a head "John" working at the company.

Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.
Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
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NPR

National Peddler's Radio.

A typical radio station that always asks or peddles for money, cars or even your body when you die.
"This is ENNN PEE ARRRGHH! National Peddler Radio"

"Hi! This is Troy McClure! You may remember me from such peddling as NPR needs money! And jerry Lewis goes bankrupt..."
by Damn Damn Danno January 15, 2007
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Bong Recreational Area

A place in Wisconsin... probably a place where stoners meet at a place with trees like a recreational area and they get stoned out of their minds.

Most probable is the fact that "THAT 70's show" is based out of that place because the peope in that show are so ... DUNCE.

It's named after the BONG device, used to smoke up canniboïd substances like weed.
Bong Recreational Area: WHere people get stoned, with the cops and the bears.
by Damn Damn Danno November 1, 2005
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Lesbia

An island near the Isle of Man, where all of men's fantasies come true and alive.
I wish I was living in Lesbia...

Lesbians are inhabitants of Lesbia.
by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005
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