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GOP

Grand Ole Pedophiles.
or Gay Ol'Pedos

Another name for Mark Foley's party.

The GOP (Republican) said that Mark Foley's invitation to sexual innuendos were not illegal, and therefore covering their asses so the GOP's reign would continue.

Only the GOP would assign a pedophile for the Center for Missing and Exploited Children.

However, if a Democrat or anyother party (if any) would have a major scandal and would force the entire party to resign.
Michael J: Let's vote republican! Let's vote for the GOP!
by damn damn danno October 6, 2006
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michigan

A place with funny names that you can meld into stupid jokes.

Such places are Climax,Hell,Paradise,Frankenmuth and Ann Arbor.

Suggested jokes are dependent on the reader and his or her educational level.
Everyone in Paradise will die in Hell Michigan...

Hey Ann Arbor! Up yours Ypsilanti and shut your Frankenmouth!
by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005
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condoleeza rice

A very rare black rice dish, consisting mostly of soya sauce and rice. Part of Bush's eating habits. Mostly the supper of political puppets. Usually makes you orthodonthally challenged.
Dan: I'M hungry, I'll go eat some Condoleeza Rice
JOe: NO! Dimwit! You'll have buck-teeh!
by damn damn danno October 5, 2006
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Sunday drivers

1. Uselessly slow drivers
2. Loyal or devout McKevitt Trucking drivers
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
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barbie-q

A barbie-q (or BBQ) is essentially the act of taking your younger sister's Barbie Tramp Dolls and roast it slowly like a fucking turkey on a fucking roaster.

Often it will emanate some phenylketamines and other cancer-causing chemicals.
Danno: Wanna join my Barbie-Q?
Suzie: Sure! Why not!
Danno: Allrighty then!

MARIANNE: STOP BARBIE-Qing my daughter's Barbie doll!
by damn damn danno October 1, 2006
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foreman grill

The smartest invention ever built by some jock by the name of George Foreman.

You can cook fecal matter in this grill and amaze your friends in the process.
Flying J Cook : DOOD! I got meself a George Foreman Grill
Manager : Cool! Let's cook shit and feed it to the masses!
by damn damn danno October 1, 2006
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k-car

1. Any Dodge Aries and Plymouth Reliant vehicles or variants.

They had Mitsubishi 2.6 L engines or Chrysler 2.2/2.5 L engines, not producing more horsepower than of those of an electric granny scooter.

Legend has that a boss at McKevitt Trucking produced these vehicles with ball-less (detesticulated) technical specifications so it won't go more than 55 miles per hour. Most drivers driving K-Cars are Sunday drivers or those who want the looks of a car but YET the power of an electric go-kart or granny pusher scooter.

In 1989, the final bona fide k-Cars were constructed and were swept under the carpet.

2. Although "erroneously" used: Any "k-car" wannabes (in terms of mass-production, or familiarity) from other vehicles like the Chevy Cavalier/Pantiass Sunfire or the Ford Escort.
Pontiac Sunfire: GM's answer to the Chrysler K-Car.
by Damn Damn Danno October 4, 2005
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