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Lesbia

An island near the Isle of Man, where all of men's fantasies come true and alive.
I wish I was living in Lesbia...

Lesbians are inhabitants of Lesbia.
by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005
mugGet the Lesbiamug.

super-trucker

A know-it-all Daffy Duck trucker who tries to impress dispatch who just laugh at him or her.

They usually have tons of speeding tickets and almost wiped out families.
Ross is a super-trucker.
by Damn Damn Danno October 20, 2006
mugGet the super-truckermug.

McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program

McKevitt Trucking's dating service. Usually consisting ex-wives (or sometimes, husbands) of such truck drivers. There is a head "John" working at the company.

Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.
Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
mugGet the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Programmug.

NPR

National Peddler's Radio.

A typical radio station that always asks or peddles for money, cars or even your body when you die.
"This is ENNN PEE ARRRGHH! National Peddler Radio"

"Hi! This is Troy McClure! You may remember me from such peddling as NPR needs money! And jerry Lewis goes bankrupt..."
by Damn Damn Danno January 15, 2007
mugGet the NPRmug.

foreman grill

The smartest invention ever built by some jock by the name of George Foreman.

You can cook fecal matter in this grill and amaze your friends in the process.
Flying J Cook : DOOD! I got meself a George Foreman Grill
Manager : Cool! Let's cook shit and feed it to the masses!
by damn damn danno October 1, 2006
mugGet the foreman grillmug.

Sunday drivers

1. Uselessly slow drivers
2. Loyal or devout McKevitt Trucking drivers
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
mugGet the Sunday driversmug.

weather radio

or NOAA weather radio.

Some radio you listen to get informations on upcoming hurricanes, tornadoes or other weather calamities.

EMO kids, people without lives get turned on by the three voices of NOAA.
Look! Jim is jacking off the weather radio because he thinks the female voice is sexy.
by Damn Damn Danno October 9, 2006
mugGet the weather radiomug.

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