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A term for a stupid competition, usually where one thinks has it better than the other one.
The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.
Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.
The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.
Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.
by Damn Damn Danno October 8, 2005
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Such places are Climax,Hell,Paradise,Frankenmuth and Ann Arbor.
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Everyone in Paradise will die in Hell Michigan...
Hey Ann Arbor! Up yours Ypsilanti and shut your Frankenmouth!
Hey Ann Arbor! Up yours Ypsilanti and shut your Frankenmouth!
by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005
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Another name for Mark Foley's party.
The GOP (Republican) said that Mark Foley's invitation to sexual innuendos were not illegal, and therefore covering their asses so the GOP's reign would continue.
Only the GOP would assign a pedophile for the Center for Missing and Exploited Children.
However, if a Democrat or anyother party (if any) would have a major scandal and would force the entire party to resign.
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Another name for Mark Foley's party.
The GOP (Republican) said that Mark Foley's invitation to sexual innuendos were not illegal, and therefore covering their asses so the GOP's reign would continue.
Only the GOP would assign a pedophile for the Center for Missing and Exploited Children.
However, if a Democrat or anyother party (if any) would have a major scandal and would force the entire party to resign.
by damn damn danno October 6, 2006
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The term Cougar was coined to any woman seeking a youger man. Like the animal of the same name, they constantly hunt for fresh meat they can sink their teeth into. Cougars tend to seek energetic guys that are mostly vulnerable.
Many guys would have wished that their cougar counterparts would have baby sat them so they could have lost their virginities at a way younger age, without the fear of mommy or daddy knowing it.
One prime example of a cougar is Mary-Kaye Letourneau.
The term Cougar was coined to any woman seeking a youger man. Like the animal of the same name, they constantly hunt for fresh meat they can sink their teeth into. Cougars tend to seek energetic guys that are mostly vulnerable.
Many guys would have wished that their cougar counterparts would have baby sat them so they could have lost their virginities at a way younger age, without the fear of mommy or daddy knowing it.
One prime example of a cougar is Mary-Kaye Letourneau.
Dan : Where were you when I needed a baby sitter to babysit me hey ya cougar!
'Rianne : That would have been bad...
'Rianne : That would have been bad...
by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005
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They usually have Mack trucks and Volvos and are underpowered. But newer models are introduced to make up for lost time.
Legend has that Cornholio once worked for this company but was kicked out for failing a drug test at American Customs hence they thought he was smuggling corn in this rectal receptacle.
They're a not bad company to work for, IF you have EXPERIENCE or speak Kebeckstander.
They usually have Mack trucks and Volvos and are underpowered. But newer models are introduced to make up for lost time.
Legend has that Cornholio once worked for this company but was kicked out for failing a drug test at American Customs hence they thought he was smuggling corn in this rectal receptacle.
They're a not bad company to work for, IF you have EXPERIENCE or speak Kebeckstander.
Dan: What do you call an SGT 2000 truck going against a McKevitt Trucking truck?
John: What??? Whatt?
Dan: Special Olympics tsee heheheheheheee
John: That's so true...
John: What??? Whatt?
Dan: Special Olympics tsee heheheheheheee
John: That's so true...
by Damn Damn Danno October 2, 2005
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Often it will emanate some phenylketamines and other cancer-causing chemicals.
Often it will emanate some phenylketamines and other cancer-causing chemicals.
Danno: Wanna join my Barbie-Q?
Suzie: Sure! Why not!
Danno: Allrighty then!
MARIANNE: STOP BARBIE-Qing my daughter's Barbie doll!
Suzie: Sure! Why not!
Danno: Allrighty then!
MARIANNE: STOP BARBIE-Qing my daughter's Barbie doll!
by damn damn danno October 1, 2006
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The mascot was seen once in an episode of The Simpsons where little Homer Simpson was holding it like a teddy bear. (That's the episode where Homer was reunited with his wayward mother.)
Long time Pillsbury adverts shown someone poking at his obese belly and he often said "Wooo hooo" as an interjection.
In January 2005, the Doughboy had his first bout of yeast infection after meeting Lynette. His exact location of his infection is unknown. On October 1st, he surcame to his infection.
Another famous celbrity, Liberace did die of a yeast infection.
The Pillsbury Foundation Trust was established in order to find a permanent cure to yeast infections.
The mascot was seen once in an episode of The Simpsons where little Homer Simpson was holding it like a teddy bear. (That's the episode where Homer was reunited with his wayward mother.)
Long time Pillsbury adverts shown someone poking at his obese belly and he often said "Wooo hooo" as an interjection.
In January 2005, the Doughboy had his first bout of yeast infection after meeting Lynette. His exact location of his infection is unknown. On October 1st, he surcame to his infection.
Another famous celbrity, Liberace did die of a yeast infection.
The Pillsbury Foundation Trust was established in order to find a permanent cure to yeast infections.
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
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