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Bong Recreational Area

A place in Wisconsin... probably a place where stoners meet at a place with trees like a recreational area and they get stoned out of their minds.

Most probable is the fact that "THAT 70's show" is based out of that place because the peope in that show are so ... DUNCE.

It's named after the BONG device, used to smoke up canniboïd substances like weed.
Bong Recreational Area: WHere people get stoned, with the cops and the bears.
by Damn Damn Danno November 1, 2005
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SGT 2000

Shitty Green Trucks / 2000. A Drummondville Kebecstand based trucking outfit notoriously known for hiring English-challenged people and of having some drunk dispatchers and cute secretaries with high bang-ability factors.

They usually have Mack trucks and Volvos and are underpowered. But newer models are introduced to make up for lost time.

Legend has that Cornholio once worked for this company but was kicked out for failing a drug test at American Customs hence they thought he was smuggling corn in this rectal receptacle.

They're a not bad company to work for, IF you have EXPERIENCE or speak Kebeckstander.
Dan: What do you call an SGT 2000 truck going against a McKevitt Trucking truck?

John: What??? Whatt?

Dan: Special Olympics tsee heheheheheheee

John: That's so true...
by Damn Damn Danno October 2, 2005
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Lesbia

An island near the Isle of Man, where all of men's fantasies come true and alive.
I wish I was living in Lesbia...

Lesbians are inhabitants of Lesbia.
by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005
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Frankenmuth

A city in Michigan, often the butt of many people's jokes.
Shut your god damn Frankenmuth!
by Damn Damn Danno October 11, 2005
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Brtiney Spears

1. A hoe (like her) that got prego.

Britney Spears actually is a by-product of the "sex-sells" scheme in this pathetic world. She's often seen engaging in sexually deviant acts.

Many people lost respect to her because she's a prime example of what GIRLS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO! AND HER carreer was just helped by her so called "beautiful body" that used to shake her mammary glands (tits) on her videos.

She's cute. But inside her lies an evil, ugly looing monster looking to cob your nob. RIGHT KEVIN FEDERLINE?
Brtiney Spears is a prego hoe. Right???
by Damn Damn Danno October 1, 2005
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canuckstand

World's second biggest country north of the United States of America. Its exports are usually frozen foods, frozen fish and other frozen things.

There are over 30 million Canucks and Canuckesses living up there. Its capital is Ottawa Ontario.

Its major languages are English and Kweebecer.
Yank: Where ya from?
Canuck: Canuckstand eh? And you eh?
Yank: The US of A... what do you eat up there?
Ceanuck: Beavers of course eh?
by Damn Damn Danno October 11, 2005
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penis wars

A term for a stupid competition, usually where one thinks has it better than the other one.

The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.

Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.
Look at the penis wars going on... all about who's got a bigger stick shift on their trucks...
by Damn Damn Danno October 8, 2005
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