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New Orleans

1. The martyr city that the Republicans will fear the most coming next federal election. Mostly in the minds of its victims and its brothas and sistahs. Also known as the North American Third World disaster (but not for long).

2. Victim of mislead governmental priorities. (An episode of the Simpsons where a meteor would strike Springfield foreshadows the Hurricane Katrina disaster.)

3. Bush's worse nightmare.
(Biased definition)

1. New Orleans: the Phoenix will rise from the ashes

2. Remember the Republicans of how they mislead New Orleans how they left the citizens cold and wet.

3. George Bush would have wished New Orleans would have been the next Atlantis so his dynasty could continue during the midterm.
by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005
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weather radio

or NOAA weather radio.

Some radio you listen to get informations on upcoming hurricanes, tornadoes or other weather calamities.

EMO kids, people without lives get turned on by the three voices of NOAA.
Look! Jim is jacking off the weather radio because he thinks the female voice is sexy.
by Damn Damn Danno October 9, 2006
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McKevitt Trucking

Some truck company based out of Thunder Bay Ontario in Canuckstand.

They often drive comb over (cabover) trucks and old equipment, that's usually as old or way older than your mom. Also, they are castrated at only 55 miles per hour, making anyone driving an electric old fart scooter look like a Dale Earnhardt Jr on the streets. In addition, you see one of their vehicles dragging a rear door while evading Department of Transportation's PoPo's. Their rear door dragging policy is known by many as being a time saving move in order to make up for lost time.

Legend has that these trucks actually float on water and hence their color scheme of blue. The biggest reason for this potential of McKevitt's fleet is that they're governed at 56 miles per hour and the drivers are so damn underpaid that they have to go accross the Great Lakes to deliver their shit (on time).

Another legend has that their color blue matches the testicular masses of their male drivers that are sexually deprived because they are underpaid and underpowered. And in order to survive, they must forfeit their sexual activities on the road and at home.
Holy crap! That McKevitt Trucking vehicle is so slow! Just like Mikey's Mom!

Steve? Did you see that odd looking McKevitt Trucking driver? He's like... taking a jack-off break to take a load off his cargo.
by Damn Damn Danno September 30, 2005
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Pantiass

Derogatory term for a rebranded underpowered General Motors vehicle having the improper brand of PONTIAC.

By definition, although misleading at times, PONTIAC is GM's vehicle excitement division. One such paradox was the Pantiass Aztec; essentially an uglified Buick Rendezvous which stirred little excitement amongst the normal public.
Vehicles worth of the Pantiass brand are the Aztec and the Sunfire.
by Damn Damn Danno October 4, 2005
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Pillsbury Doughboy

The Pillsbury Doughboy got his start on the road to fame in Chicago. He was since an icon of American advertising known around the world.

The mascot was seen once in an episode of The Simpsons where little Homer Simpson was holding it like a teddy bear. (That's the episode where Homer was reunited with his wayward mother.)

Long time Pillsbury adverts shown someone poking at his obese belly and he often said "Wooo hooo" as an interjection.

In January 2005, the Doughboy had his first bout of yeast infection after meeting Lynette. His exact location of his infection is unknown. On October 1st, he surcame to his infection.

Another famous celbrity, Liberace did die of a yeast infection.

The Pillsbury Foundation Trust was established in order to find a permanent cure to yeast infections.
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
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rat picker

Cletus! I'M goin ratpickin' with my rat picker truck!
by Damn Damn Danno November 18, 2006
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jizzocide

The act of murdering sperm.

You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.
Rianne is committing jizzocide.
by damn damn danno October 26, 2006
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