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In plain English: Any prime and mature woman seeking or prowling for younger men.
The term Cougar was coined to any woman seeking a youger man. Like the animal of the same name, they constantly hunt for fresh meat they can sink their teeth into. Cougars tend to seek energetic guys that are mostly vulnerable.
Many guys would have wished that their cougar counterparts would have baby sat them so they could have lost their virginities at a way younger age, without the fear of mommy or daddy knowing it.
One prime example of a cougar is Mary-Kaye Letourneau.
The term Cougar was coined to any woman seeking a youger man. Like the animal of the same name, they constantly hunt for fresh meat they can sink their teeth into. Cougars tend to seek energetic guys that are mostly vulnerable.
Many guys would have wished that their cougar counterparts would have baby sat them so they could have lost their virginities at a way younger age, without the fear of mommy or daddy knowing it.
One prime example of a cougar is Mary-Kaye Letourneau.
Dan : Where were you when I needed a baby sitter to babysit me hey ya cougar!
'Rianne : That would have been bad...
'Rianne : That would have been bad...
by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005
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They usually have tons of speeding tickets and almost wiped out families.
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Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.
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Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
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Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...
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Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...
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A typical radio station that always asks or peddles for money, cars or even your body when you die.
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