Dagon's definitions

fangoria

Possibly the definative horror film magazine

"I can't wait for the new issue of "Fangoria""

by Dagon May 13, 2005

dr. phil

1.)The antichrist. A pathetic exuse for a man with no real reason to exist other than to spew his pathetic bullshit.

2.)A wormy loser

1.)Dr. Phil is evil

2.) Man, that guy is such a Dr. Phil

by Dagon August 25, 2005

super milk chan

One of the few anime shows on American TV, or at least IMO. Chronicles the (mis)adventures of a foul mouthed, lazy,rude, 5 year old pseudo super-hero girl (the title character, who often says "You Dumbass!"), a pet slug named Hanage (name translates to "Nose Hair"), a child-like, yet secretly selfish robot servent named Tetsko, a dysfunctional family of ants, a gay onion/landlord named Laylo, and a man who is definatley the President (of everything).The show is bizarre, sensless, and seems to have been done under the heavy influence of drugs, but slowly grows on you.

"Yes, I am Definately the President. Most Definately"

"You Dumbass!"

"All right, our mission is complete. Let's go eat sushi or something!"

by Dagon March 6, 2005

zombie

1.) Reanimated corpse that feeds on tle flesh of the living. Can be exterminated by destroying the brain, or removing the brain from the body.
2.)Haitian voodoo mythology involving a human body being "zombified" by a "bokor" or voodoo priest. Nothing like most movie zombies, this is the original kind of zombie.

1.) These Zombies eat their victims
2.) The body became a zombie thanks to the bokor

by Dagon January 11, 2005

Velvet Underground

1.) Influential rock band from the 60's/early 70's which included Lou Reed and John Cale

2.)An infamous pornographic book

1.)You've probably heard a band influenced by the Velvet underground

2.) It's hard to find the book The Velvet Underground

by Dagon January 10, 2005

bangbus

Pathetic website in which guys have sex with actors pretending to be strangers. Preferred by rape enthusiasts, horny old men, and Donald
Rumsfeld (just a guess there)

You actually paid to look at bangbus? Man, you are fucking pathetic!

by Dagon January 20, 2005