Dagon's definitions

The Schumin Web

Both the most maddening and the most fascinating web page on the net. Owned by Ben Schumin, this web site features an array of mundane photo essays (including ones of Wal-Mart) an online newsletter, essays, and other such things

"The Schumin Web: The mundane and pintless have never been so fascinating."

by Dagon May 9, 2005

Pooty

Nickname for Vladamire Putin

see pooty-poot

Look, it's poopty poot!

by Dagon January 14, 2005

jerry lawler

Wrestling legend famous for his feud with Andy Kauffman. Now an announcer, and a horrible one at that. Known for helping to popularize the piledriver.
Also competed in the 1997 Royal Rumble, where he was instanly eliminated

"Puppies"

"Jerry just gave Andy Kaufman the dreaded Piledriver!"

by Dagon May 13, 2005

super milk chan

One of the few anime amusing shows on American TV, or at least IMO. Chronicles the (mis)adventures of a foul mouthed, lazy,rude, 5 year old pseudo super-hero girl (the title character, who often says "You Dumbass!"), a pet slug named Hanage (name translates to "Nose Hair"), a child-like, yet secretly selfish robot servent named Tetsko, a dysfunctional family of ants, a gay onion/landlord named Laylo, and a man who is Definitely the President (of everything).The show is bizarre, sensless, and seems to have been done under the heavy influence of drugs, but slowly grows on you.

"Yes, I am Definitely
the President. Most Definately"

"You Dumbass!"

"All right, our mission is complete. Let's go eat sushi or something!"

by Dagon May 9, 2005

Velvet Underground

1.) Influential rock band from the 60's/early 70's which included Lou Reed and John Cale

2.)An infamous pornographic book

1.)You've probably heard a band influenced by the Velvet underground

2.) It's hard to find the book The Velvet Underground

by Dagon January 10, 2005

zombie

1.) Reanimated corpse that feeds on tle flesh of the living. Can be exterminated by destroying the brain, or removing the brain from the body.
2.)Haitian voodoo mythology involving a human body being "zombified" by a "bokor" or voodoo priest. Nothing like most movie zombies, this is the original kind of zombie.

1.) These Zombies eat their victims
2.) The body became a zombie thanks to the bokor

by Dagon January 11, 2005