2 definitions by DaffyGKH
Dick destitution is any period of time over three months where a man doesn't 'get it in.' Also known as 'period of dryness.'
Guy 1: "Man this sucks."
Guy 2: "What is it?"
Guy 1: "I'm so dick destitute I'm going insane."
Guy 2: "Here's 20 bucks."
Guy 2: "What is it?"
Guy 1: "I'm so dick destitute I'm going insane."
Guy 2: "Here's 20 bucks."
by DaffyGKH July 3, 2013
Horndog: "Man, that lesbian is so hot. Too bad I can't have her."
Pro: "Now you can."
Horndog: "How?"
Pro: "I dickonverted her."
Pro: "Now you can."
Horndog: "How?"
Pro: "I dickonverted her."
by DaffyGKH June 8, 2013