4 definitions by DaddyFliffus

Rent Famine

When rent for student living is due during a week off and no one pays it until the week after

Bobby: Eh! Did you hire all those hookers last night?
Joey: No, rent famine this week, couldn't even afford to buy bread.

by DaddyFliffus April 1, 2015

scapegoat

The second tab you have open while watching porn in case somebody walks in on you.

Oh cool, is that Reddit/TIFU, what are you looking at?
I don't know, this is just my scapegoat.

by DaddyFliffus February 17, 2016

Farley

Slang for an erect penis.

Josh attempted to conceal his throbbing farley in public.

by DaddyFliffus February 26, 2016

The Vacation Effect

An effect that happens to residents of usually rainy climates, on any nice day they feel as if they should be outdoors just because the weather is nice. Staying inside causes an anxious, agitated feeling, the Vacation Effect.

Bob had the Vacation Effect and called his friend Tom asking if he wanted to go outside and play frisbee with him.

by DaddyFliffus April 6, 2015