DaRk's definitions

straight as an arrow

Lacking breast ; female's body that lacks the curves of a woman

flat
flat chested

That girl is straight as an arrow!

by Dark January 23, 2005

make it bacon

when you ride bacon strips the size of little bow wow

"let me ride you, lil bow wow!"

by dark July 28, 2003

haifista

a dumbass at LUE2.com

haifista: Snake got anything planned this Halloween for LUE2? Maybe COMPLETE BANNINATION OF ALL USERS?
Snake: No, only you.

by dark October 31, 2004

Mocking Muff

an evil female who constantly harrasses and mocks you

Would you like to buy a mocking muff? I'm selling Lex cheap...

by dark September 3, 2004

Dark

Used to describe a man that has a penis far larger than the man directly to his right

Oh baby, that man is so dark. But that next guy is even darker than him. Whew, I'm going to need some special cream if these guys keep getting darker.

by dark July 29, 2003

Sabredog

Sexy beast that makes me horny. :-*

Sabredog made me soil myself.

by Dark October 8, 2004

iceman

The person who's nickname is penis.

Iceman's new name is penis.

by Dark May 11, 2004