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What those stupid twats south of the border call their country. Some how the fags managed to get 3 syllables out of England, probably because they feel that it makes the shitehole sound more important. Usually chanted in a triad of stupidity.
by Da Zeg March 3, 2005
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Named so because on first testing the plucky subject's heart rate was clocked at 376 BPM
Consists of a Can of Coca Cola or pepsi
(not diet, we need the sugar rush as well)Poured onto 10 spoonfulls of instant coffee in a pint sized glass (due to excessive foam)
Stirred and drunk in a oner.
Has been known to cure hangovers.
Absolutly no use as a study aid as you will have a concentration span of .2s
Named so because on first testing the plucky subject's heart rate was clocked at 376 BPM
Consists of a Can of Coca Cola or pepsi
(not diet, we need the sugar rush as well)Poured onto 10 spoonfulls of instant coffee in a pint sized glass (due to excessive foam)
Stirred and drunk in a oner.
Has been known to cure hangovers.
Absolutly no use as a study aid as you will have a concentration span of .2s
by Da Zeg January 10, 2005
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Get the 405 mug.Term used to descripe the large gap between the top of the tires and the weel arches on an unmodifed car.
by Da Zeg January 8, 2005
Get the magic carpet mug.1.n. Someone or something which serves absolutley no purpose what so ever.
2.n. Someone with nothing to do
Same as empty tracksuit
2.n. Someone with nothing to do
Same as empty tracksuit
1. You can't even wire a plug you burst couch
2. My friends didn't show so I was left kicking round the town center like a burst couch.
2. My friends didn't show so I was left kicking round the town center like a burst couch.
by Da Zeg January 8, 2005
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n. Peesh:- Alcoholic Beverage(s)
v. To Peesh :- Act of getting Peeshed
On the Peesh -> Getting drunk
n. Peesh:- Alcoholic Beverage(s)
v. To Peesh :- Act of getting Peeshed
On the Peesh -> Getting drunk
by Da Zeg January 10, 2005
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Was later ported to the 8bit Master System but the less said about that the better.
Often wrongly referred to as a "tetris clone" as the gameplay is completley different - colored gems must be aligned together to destroy them and prevent them filling the screen. Columns pwns Tetris' ass all night long
This was where the fun began, Without the arcade's timing system constantly badgering you for money you are free to start a game of colums and forfeit the rest of the day. The haunting music in your dreams for eternity.
Eventually as the game speeds up the gems can be slowed by "dropping" them, but by this stage you aint blinked in an hour and the game seems to be playing itself any way.
More adictive than crack; A truly great game.
Is basically a metaphor for life, but I aint got time to explain
A universal excuse for not doing something.
Was later ported to the 8bit Master System but the less said about that the better.
Often wrongly referred to as a "tetris clone" as the gameplay is completley different - colored gems must be aligned together to destroy them and prevent them filling the screen. Columns pwns Tetris' ass all night long
This was where the fun began, Without the arcade's timing system constantly badgering you for money you are free to start a game of colums and forfeit the rest of the day. The haunting music in your dreams for eternity.
Eventually as the game speeds up the gems can be slowed by "dropping" them, but by this stage you aint blinked in an hour and the game seems to be playing itself any way.
More adictive than crack; A truly great game.
Is basically a metaphor for life, but I aint got time to explain
A universal excuse for not doing something.
I got home from school and started a game of columns, next thing I knew, my alarm clock was going off.
Teacher: Where's your homework??
Student: Well... You see I was gonna do it but I started a game of columns
Teacher: OK, have it as soon as you can, you should go home and get some sleep, you look terrible.
Teacher: Where's your homework??
Student: Well... You see I was gonna do it but I started a game of columns
Teacher: OK, have it as soon as you can, you should go home and get some sleep, you look terrible.
by Da Zeg March 27, 2005
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