dinner

1.Man sausage in the erect state, when being given to a female, either vaginally, analy or oraly.

2. Used in conversation as an analagy for the above acts.
1.
Yeah, Yeah, Baby, HAVE YOUR DINNER!!!

2.
Guy1: So, you gave her her dinner yet?
Guy2: You bet, she ate it all up nice and came back for second helpings.
by Da Zeg March 16, 2005
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grizzly

As in "grizzly bear" rhyming slang for nightmare. Usually used when someone's attempts at something are not met with success.
You're having a grizzly son you've died ten times and not made a single kill yet
by Da Zeg January 08, 2005
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cunto

Substitute for "Bang" "Whallop" and similar words when referring to an impact.
she snuck up behind him and Cunto! she skelped him with a b-bat
by Da Zeg January 10, 2005
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columns

A neverending puzzle game made originally for sega's 16bit arcade hardware and ported to the Megadrive.

Was later ported to the 8bit Master System but the less said about that the better.

Often wrongly referred to as a "tetris clone" as the gameplay is completley different - colored gems must be aligned together to destroy them and prevent them filling the screen. Columns pwns Tetris' ass all night long

This was where the fun began, Without the arcade's timing system constantly badgering you for money you are free to start a game of colums and forfeit the rest of the day. The haunting music in your dreams for eternity.

Eventually as the game speeds up the gems can be slowed by "dropping" them, but by this stage you aint blinked in an hour and the game seems to be playing itself any way.

More adictive than crack; A truly great game.

Is basically a metaphor for life, but I aint got time to explain

A universal excuse for not doing something.
I got home from school and started a game of columns, next thing I knew, my alarm clock was going off.

Teacher: Where's your homework??
Student: Well... You see I was gonna do it but I started a game of columns
Teacher: OK, have it as soon as you can, you should go home and get some sleep, you look terrible.
by Da Zeg March 27, 2005
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burst couch

1.n. Someone or something which serves absolutley no purpose what so ever.

2.n. Someone with nothing to do

Same as empty tracksuit
1. You can't even wire a plug you burst couch

2. My friends didn't show so I was left kicking round the town center like a burst couch.
by Da Zeg January 08, 2005
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peeshed

ad.Severley intoxicated
n. Peesh:- Alcoholic Beverage(s)
v. To Peesh :- Act of getting Peeshed

On the Peesh -> Getting drunk
He was well peeshed
Ah went tae the Affy and goat ma peesh
You peeshing tonight?

We're on the Peesh
by Da Zeg January 10, 2005
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parents

The people who constantly bombard you with stupid questions such as "What time do you call this?"; "Where have you been?; "Who was there?"; "How much have you been drinking?".

They can only see a small toned-down part of your life as they proceed to stop you doing anything which gives you even the slightest pleasure.

Those who enforce "House Rules" which apply only to me as they do whatever the fuck they want.
My parents ruined my life.
When 3 am becomes late you must be a parent.
by Da Zeg February 28, 2005
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