Da Zeg's definitions

parents

The people who constantly bombard you with stupid questions such as "What time do you call this?"; "Where have you been?; "Who was there?"; "How much have you been drinking?".

They can only see a small toned-down part of your life as they proceed to stop you doing anything which gives you even the slightest pleasure.

Those who enforce "House Rules" which apply only to me as they do whatever the fuck they want.

My parents ruined my life.
When 3 am becomes late you must be a parent.

by Da Zeg February 28, 2005

buccy

Ned slang for the jakey stigmatised beverage Buckfast. A "tonic wine" only ever drank by Neds who think it makes them solid or more mature alcoholics who cannot afford real booze

Haw you ya bass gie me buccy or ah'l knock fuck oot ae yae

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005

cunto

Substitute for "Bang" "Whallop" and similar words when referring to an impact.

she snuck up behind him and Cunto! she skelped him with a b-bat

by Da Zeg January 10, 2005

dinner

1.Man sausage in the erect state, when being given to a female, either vaginally, analy or oraly.

2. Used in conversation as an analagy for the above acts.

1.
Yeah, Yeah, Baby, HAVE YOUR DINNER!!!

2.
Guy1: So, you gave her her dinner yet?
Guy2: You bet, she ate it all up nice and came back for second helpings.

by Da Zeg March 16, 2005

LGKSA

Lets Go Kick Some Ass,

Normally used in online gaming to rally team-mates at the start of a round or assault.

Da_Zeg: Right guys, straight down the middle AGB

Necromancer: Sure thing LGKSA

by Da Zeg April 6, 2005

three fag omlette

The thick phlegm coughed up by a non smoker who cadged a few cigarettes from a smoking friend the night before while under the influence of alcohol

I must have been so wasted last night, had a three fag omlette for breakfast this morning

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005

405

from the http error message 405 "forbidden"

Often means "over the line"

Stop man, that room is 405

You take that back fo' that was 405

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005