Da Zeg's definitions

376

A homemade beverage with a possibly life threatning dosage of caffine.

Named so because on first testing the plucky subject's heart rate was clocked at 376 BPM

Consists of a Can of Coca Cola or pepsi
(not diet, we need the sugar rush as well)Poured onto 10 spoonfulls of instant coffee in a pint sized glass (due to excessive foam)
Stirred and drunk in a oner.

Has been known to cure hangovers.

Absolutly no use as a study aid as you will have a concentration span of .2s

376 will wake you up...but when you come down...

by Da Zeg January 10, 2005

grizzly

As in "grizzly bear" rhyming slang for nightmare. Usually used when someone's attempts at something are not met with success.

You're having a grizzly son you've died ten times and not made a single kill yet

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005

burst couch

1.n. Someone or something which serves absolutley no purpose what so ever.

2.n. Someone with nothing to do

Same as empty tracksuit

1. You can't even wire a plug you burst couch

2. My friends didn't show so I was left kicking round the town center like a burst couch.

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005

magic carpet

Term used to descripe the large gap between the top of the tires and the weel arches on an unmodifed car.

That suspension needs lowered, the cars floating on a magic carpet

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005

buccy

Ned slang for the jakey stigmatised beverage Buckfast. A "tonic wine" only ever drank by Neds who think it makes them solid or more mature alcoholics who cannot afford real booze

Haw you ya bass gie me buccy or ah'l knock fuck oot ae yae

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005

three fag omlette

The thick phlegm coughed up by a non smoker who cadged a few cigarettes from a smoking friend the night before while under the influence of alcohol

I must have been so wasted last night, had a three fag omlette for breakfast this morning

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005

burnout

Next-day after curry anal effects on someone not used to spicy food.

It burns as it comes out

Shouldn't have had the vindaloo last night had a burnout this morning

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005