6 definitions by DROCK2265
Faux-macho posturing meant to distract you from the fact that a guy has nothing to offer you but false confidence.
Dave liked to think he was full of swagger. He fooled some people, but the perceptive ones knew that, underneath all that bravado, he was laden with insecurities.
by DROCK2265 July 2, 2014
Girl: "...and I'm thinking about going into Pre-Med, but I don't know if a Pre-Law major would be better... Derek? Are you even listening to me?"
Me: *staring at boobs* "What...oh yeah, that's interesting. Please go on."
Me: *staring at boobs* "What...oh yeah, that's interesting. Please go on."
by DROCK2265 November 16, 2010
by DROCK2265 August 7, 2010
The state of the mind and body after being sleep deprived. Has similar symptoms to being drunk such as forgetfulness, laughing at things that aren't really that funny, and irritability.
After I only got two hours of sleep, I went into work completely sleep drunk. I was in a mild daze for the entire morning.
by DROCK2265 March 5, 2012
A party that focuses on swimming in a pool as the main premise
One of the only socially acceptable ways for half-naked people to wrestle around, even with other people's boyfriends/girlfriends
One of the only socially acceptable ways for half-naked people to wrestle around, even with other people's boyfriends/girlfriends
I went to a pool party last night. Everyone must have been horny as hell or something, because everywhere I looked were people sprawled all over each other, even the people that were supposedly taken. Not that I'm complaining or anything!
by DROCK2265 July 25, 2010
A boyfriend/girlfriend that you have for only one day: Valentine's Day.
In other words, it's the socially acceptable one-night stand.
In other words, it's the socially acceptable one-night stand.
I asked Jenny to be my valentine. I'll be all lovey-dovey to her today and totally forget about her tomorrow.
by DROCK2265 February 14, 2010