DP's definitions

the jaceman!

perhaps the sexiest man alive, but also the fourth largest queer. once seen eating his own detachable penis, the jaceman! is never a bore. pros: sexy bod, lady skills, herpes. cons: bad breath, fblp, herpes.

one time the jaceman! and myself were shooting craps. i says to the jaceman!, "hey, the jaceman!, wtf?" the jaceman! replies, "huh?" and i shot him

by dp April 5, 2005

Cerise

A popular woman's name which attracted dozens of interesting complimentary submissions to the UD and dozens and dozens of derogatory insults to unsuspecting women and girls who share the name. UD editors have decided to stop further definitions for Cerise.

No more definitions for Cerise will be added to the Urban Dictionary because too many UD contributors decided to use the site to angrily insult women and girls with the name.

by dp September 24, 2003

annivorcery

anniversary of a divorce

My parents' anniversory was last month. Each of them celebrated with their new spouses.

by dp January 19, 2005

mukor

a crazy ass green motherfuckin blob that rules all galxies.

"Man , im mukor ova dis crib and everybody knows it."

by DP March 7, 2004

Saugatuck Seesaw

Group sex in which one has doggystyle sex with two people simultaneously by using a dildo attached to their back. The motion resembles the three way moving like a seesaw.

Can you believe that Jim and chase did the Saugatuck Seesaw last weekend?

by DP May 8, 2021

nano

(adj) a descriptive term indicating smallness of size

Large dogs were once popular, but now it is fashionable to carry a nano-dog around in your purse.

by dp March 15, 2005

printy

of or pertaining to the printy mind of DP Houck when interpreting events, ideas, people, places, or really ANYTHING in his own unique way

On a rainy day, the diagonally falling rain was described as "rain falling at a non-straight angle"

by dp February 1, 2005