excuses are like asses

A shortened version of the saying "excuses are like asses - everybody has one."
"I told him excuses are like asses, and that he better have the job done by tomorrow."
by DMC May 24, 2004
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halfwitticism

Statement which suggests that its speaker is or may be a halfwit, particularly statements made with humourous intent which are, for whatever reason, adjudged to be completely witless: e.g., "Working hard or hardly working?"
Skank: "I literally died when DMc left the 'stang without saying goodbye."
Skanks brighter friend: "That's such a fuckin' halfwitticism, coz you obviously didn't."
by DMc June 15, 2004
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max thompson

A complete faggot who has one massive ear (with no interior decoration), and one normal ear. He likes to insult people by calling them 'specky cunts' or telling them there maths percentages. This is because he is a swotting bastard, and he cant speak properly. His house is gettin wrecked soon
"That max bloke has one mother fucker of an ear"
by DMC April 22, 2005
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DMC

by DMC July 11, 2003
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those were the days

Often said when thinking back to a time when life was more enjoyable.
"Remember back in 96' when we stayed at that beach house? Those were the days..."
by DMC May 24, 2004
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whipsmoker

oral stimulation of the penis;to suck on a penis;fellatio
Your little hottie sister is quite the whipsmoker!
by DMC October 09, 2003
mugGet the whipsmokermug.

DMc

"Who's that at the bar buying black ices?"
"Oh, that's DMc. Hey! There's Artur, too!"
by DMc June 15, 2004
mugGet the DMcmug.