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proxy

the ultimate weapon for school kids everywhere, there will never be a shortage of them so there will always be one that works
person 1: shit my favorite website has been blocked, what a bummer
person 2: try this proxy website it unblocks everything
person 1: everything??!!
person 2: EVERYTHING!!!!!
person 1: cheers m8
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rubix cube

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
person1: them rubix cubes r hard arnt dey

person2: just like my dick!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 20, 2009
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jedward

the combination of the john and edward the irish joke contestants on x factor, these two have faces u want to smack, there is no way of describing how much normal people hate them. the reason they are in is because some irish twat named louis walsh relised they have v same accent as him and put them through, most people were releved when simon cowell hated them saying they were awful, that is until when lucie jones and jedward were in the bottom 2, with 2 votes sending jedward home and only 1 for lucie, simon could have sent jedward home (hopefully never to be seen again), but somehow he decided to take it to a public vote, we all know what happened after

why he did it remains a mystery, some people think he was doing it for the ratings and getting more money, others think he felt she was threatening his acts chances, we will never know, all we know is they are both twats.

why people are voting for them is also a mystery, origanaly most people did it to piss off simon, but now that is not the case, so i hope u people see sense and kick there twatish faces out as soon as possible

and remember, if they win wtf would be their winning single
person1: jedward are twats
person2: i agree, they have faces u want to smack don't u think
person1: ye
person3: ye they are twats, i wanted lucie to win but thats not going 2 happen because of them
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009
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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
those were the top ten things only women understand, it's all so true
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 4, 2009
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knuckle thruster

the act of clenching ur hand into a fist, then with the knuckles pointing at the vagina rub the knuckles up and down against it, the ridges beetween the knuckles make 4 maximum pleasure
person1: howd it go wiv emma
person2: a gave her a good knuckle thruster she was screaming!!
person1: nice one :)
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009
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:p(:

having oral sex with someone
hey sophie i seriously wana :p(: wiv u
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009
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THE ANNIVERSARY

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
man: i loved ur naked body 25 years ago, i just wanted to fuck the living shit out of u on the anniversary
woman: what u thinking now
man: looks like i did a pretty good job!!(woman slaps him while the man is pissing himself laughing!!)
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
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