DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)'s definitions

curtis

someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like

person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009

burgaboy

a bassline music artist, for u people who don't know wot bassline is, it is a type of music that us brits like, he is immense like all the other bassline artists, his music is wot v bad boys listen 2

person1: hey check out v new tune by burgaboy
person2: (listening 2 it) sweet, thats awesome lol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 1, 2009

partners conversation

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears...

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

person1: lol u heard this partners conversation the man just hears the dirty bits
person2: lolol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 1, 2009

:0-:

a woman giving a blowjob to a man

hey katie you wana :0-:

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009

:p(:

having oral sex with someone

hey sophie i seriously wana :p(: wiv u

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009

.|.

behold my mighty dick!!!, mainly used in texting

person1: hey katie .|.
person2: wow its so small
person1: fuck u

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009

,,|,,

means fuck you (middle finger)

person1: so you bummed lewis yet!!!
person2: ,,|,,

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009