DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)'s definitions

the waiter

a sex position where u are fucking one woman while fingering the two women either side of the one in the middle, the arms pointing out is where the waiter comes from

person1: hey i just made up a new sex position called the waiter
person2: wot is is
person1: (whispers it to him)
person2: sweet i have 3 girls comin over my house i'll try it!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009

curtis

someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like

person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009

LABATYFO

STANDS FOR LIFES A BITCH AND THEN YOU FUCK ONE

PERSON1: SO YOUVE BEEN DUMPED AGAIN
PERSON2: YEP
PERSON1: AH WELL LABATYFO

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 25, 2009

.|.

behold my mighty dick!!!, mainly used in texting

person1: hey katie .|.
person2: wow its so small
person1: fuck u

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009

give the dog a bone

it means give your girlfriend your cock, and make her suck it real hard

person1: im gona give the dog a bone tonight
person2: like we all needed to know m8
person1: youve done it havent u
person2: ye
person1: exactly u told me you were gona do it

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

fail bowling ball

when u go to throw a bowling ball, u try throwing it 2 hard and it goes thru the ceiling

person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009

Splash n dash

A term used to discribe either

1. a shower that lasts less then a few minutes
2. having a piss really quickly
3. missing the toilet seat whilst having a piss then quickly running off

Brb just gunna have a splash n dash

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 27, 2011