DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)'s definitions

walking retards

when there is two people on a pavement walking towards each other

as you and the other person are getting nearer, you start moving to the side, unfortunatly the other person is going to the same side as u, both of u then end up moving about to the other side at exactly the same time which means the obvious will happen, u end up walking into each other in an awkward hug like shape

person1: ha them 2 have just walked into each other
person2: walking retards!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 11, 2009

gordon brown

looks like a sad face drawn on a scrotum (also see my def of government

gordon brown is ugly and can't run our country right :p

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009

dominika

a small sweet girl from slovakia that has a great personality, she seems inocent enough at first but as you get to know her you'll have had enough slaps to the arm to figure out she slaps like a total bitch, gets annoyed easly. the name dominika can actually be mistaken for dominatrix which is a type of sex which is where the woman takes control with whips, chains, handcuffs etc

person1: hey that dominika is nice int she

person2: hell no, look at the red mark on my arm from when she slapped me
person1: ouch!
person3: i thought u said dominatrix then
person1: hey it does sound like

person1 nd 2: lol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009

school sex

when i man goes into the girls toilet and cums on the toilet seat and all the girls that go on it get pregnant

no wonder teenagers are having kids

school sex

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009

wwtdd

what would the devil do?, usually said when wanting to get revenge on someone big time

person1: argh my boss has just cut my pay, what can i do
person2: think, wwtdd
person1: ahh yes, i think its prank time!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

fugf

fucked up girl friend, used to describe your girl friend as been a bit of a retard, very stupid etc

person1: hey lewis my girlfriends a bit stupid u no
person2: well shes a fugf int she then

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

ltp

in golf terms it means late tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might have something important to do early in the morning, can't get up early very well!! etc

person1: hey theres a competition next week have u put ur name down to play in it
person2: ye but ive put ltp at the end because im not very good at gettin up
person1: lazy bastard!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009