by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 03, 2009
the best country in the world came 4th in the 08 olymipics and only countrys that were like 1000 times bigger beat them, yep thats right britain is very small but still kicks every other countrys ass, and unlike americans we can actually walk properly. our weather is quite shit but that is what makes britain the toughest country ever. the defintion of britain: THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, BRITAIN RULES AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT :P
brit: Britain rules :)
brit 2: hell ye
brit: we deserve our recognition as a powerfull country, we have fought countless wars and weve come thru better off each time
brit 2: go britain!!!
brit 2: hell ye
brit: we deserve our recognition as a powerfull country, we have fought countless wars and weve come thru better off each time
brit 2: go britain!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 15, 2009
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
tornadoes and women are so alike
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
when there is the biggest amount of pubes next to a girls pussy uve ever seen!! therefore looking like a lions mane
person1: how was that chick u banged last nite
person2: she had a massive lion mane
person1: sickage!!!
person2: she had a massive lion mane
person1: sickage!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 26, 2009
in golf terms it means early tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might want to go somewhere after ur round of golf, have people to meet etc
person1: hey theres this comp on next week, want to play
person2: ok but i would need a etp because i have parents comin over to my house
person2: ok but i would need a etp because i have parents comin over to my house
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009
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