DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)'s definitions

the waiter

a sex position where u are fucking one woman while fingering the two women either side of the one in the middle, the arms pointing out is where the waiter comes from

person1: hey i just made up a new sex position called the waiter
person2: wot is is
person1: (whispers it to him)
person2: sweet i have 3 girls comin over my house i'll try it!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009

curtis

someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like

person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009

golf

a great sport all in all, requires an unbeliveable amount of precision and skill, takes so much practice as most people will appreciate, milimeters off perfect strike and it's a shit shot, that is why golf is payed huge amounts in professional tournaments.

the fitness side of things is amazing most golfers are extremely athletic, aswell as walking a course which is about 4-5 miles long. it is a game 4 the fit!

golf seems the easyist thing 2 play in the world when u r playin well, and can also seems the hardest game in the worl when u r playin shit

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 19, 2009

creation of a pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher,

with smart wit,

using a knife,

he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter,

strong and bold,

with a hammer and chisel,

he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor,

tall and thin,

by using red velvet,

he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter,

short and stout,

with a piece of fox fur,

he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman,

nasty as hell,

threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher,

whose name was McGee,

he touched it and blessed it,

and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor,

dirty little runt,

he sucked it and fucked it,

and called it a cunt.

person1: hey u wanna know the creation of a pussy
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009

wormburner

a term in golf that is used to describe a ball running along the ground quite quickly, comes from the fact that it hits the worms so fast they set on fire

person1: ha ive just done a wormburner
person2: did the worms set on fire?!
person1: hell ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009

american football

rugby with pads and helmets or puff rugby as i like to call it

person1: i play american football
person2: u mean puff rugby
person1: u wot!!!
person2: its basicly rugby with pads and a helmet!!!!!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 19, 2009

faf

can either mean fit as fuck
or fat as fuck

or fat ass fucker, works brilliantly ever way

person1: hey that lauren's faf int she
person2: she isn't fit u retard
person1: i didnt say dat, i sed shes faf, fat as fuck
person2: oh - u cud av sed she was a fat ass fucker aswell
person1: haha lol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009