DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)'s definitions

american football

rugby with pads and helmets or puff rugby as i like to call it

person1: i play american football
person2: u mean puff rugby
person1: u wot!!!
person2: its basicly rugby with pads and a helmet!!!!!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 19, 2009

flingered

getting fucked up the ass while getting fingered at the same time

person1: howd it go with amy last night
person2: i flingered her good!!!
person1: nice one!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 4, 2009

chili knuckle punch

the act of rubbing your knuckles up and down the palm of your hand until there right hot, then punch someone on there arm while holding your knuckles there for 3 seconds, they get punched and burnt at the same time!!!

person1: that chris was annoying me so i gave him a chili knuckle punch
person2: i bet he was in pain
person1: hell yeah he was screaming in pain
person2: lol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

fail bomb

when a bomb dosent go off when u expect it to, u go up to the bomb and it explodes next 2 u, killling u and then being called fail ur self although no 1 figures out that it is the bombs fault

person1: av u heard bout this lad that got killed by a bomb
person2: ye wot about it
person1: he went right next 2 it cos it didn't blow up when he wanted
person2: wot a retard
person1: it was the bombs fault aswell, it should av gone off
person2: guess so fail bomb

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009

the waiter

a sex position where u are fucking one woman while fingering the two women either side of the one in the middle, the arms pointing out is where the waiter comes from

person1: hey i just made up a new sex position called the waiter
person2: wot is is
person1: (whispers it to him)
person2: sweet i have 3 girls comin over my house i'll try it!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009

supersonic fail

impossible as it may sound it is a fail worse than epic fail, this kind of fail is like blowing up a building by accident, or shooting the president cos you thought he looked like the person you were supposed to shoot, or punching an 80 year old to death cos you thought he said somthing about your mum etc the list goes on

person1: did you here that news about the man that blew up his own house by accident
person2: ye he's a supersonic fail

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009

wag mark

the clear red mark on a womans hand which tells u how heavy her shopping bags of clothes are, v redder the hands the more clothes she has bought, also works with handbags, shoes etc

my gf had a clear wag mark on her hands when she got home so i know how much clothes she's bought

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 15, 2009