79 definitions by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)
in golf terms it means late tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might have something important to do early in the morning, can't get up early very well!! etc
person1: hey theres a competition next week have u put ur name down to play in it
person2: ye but ive put ltp at the end because im not very good at gettin up
person1: lazy bastard!!
person2: ye but ive put ltp at the end because im not very good at gettin up
person1: lazy bastard!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009
person 1: so how'd it go wiv lauren last nite
person 2: i gave that cum soaked bitch a good drilling
person 1: nice one!!!
person 2: i gave that cum soaked bitch a good drilling
person 1: nice one!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) May 4, 2009
A guy was watching over his kid for nightly prayers.
The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma."
The next day the grandma dies. The guy thinks this is really weird. That night, the kid says "Goodnight mommy, daddy, and goodbye grandpa" The next day the grandpa dies.
The father is like this is really weird. That night the kid says, "Goodngiht mommy, and goodbye daddy."
The father freaks. He's all like I'm gonna die. So the next day he goes to work really slowly and carefully, and is nice to everyone at work. at the end of the day, he drives home really carefully and collapses into a chair.
He says," Honey, can you get me a cup of coffee? I've had a really bad day. She says YOU'VE had a bad day! I found the mailman dead on the doorstep!
The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma."
The next day the grandma dies. The guy thinks this is really weird. That night, the kid says "Goodnight mommy, daddy, and goodbye grandpa" The next day the grandpa dies.
The father is like this is really weird. That night the kid says, "Goodngiht mommy, and goodbye daddy."
The father freaks. He's all like I'm gonna die. So the next day he goes to work really slowly and carefully, and is nice to everyone at work. at the end of the day, he drives home really carefully and collapses into a chair.
He says," Honey, can you get me a cup of coffee? I've had a really bad day. She says YOU'VE had a bad day! I found the mailman dead on the doorstep!
person1: hey u heard bout dis guy who had a really bad day, people started dropping dead infront of him.
person2: who died
person1: first the grandma died then the grandad died, then th following morning the postman was dead on the doorstep
person2: lol fail
person2: who died
person1: first the grandma died then the grandad died, then th following morning the postman was dead on the doorstep
person2: lol fail
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009
person1: your mums a milf
person2: no she isn't, but your mum's a milf
person1: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!
person2: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!!
person1: lol
person2: lolol
person2: no she isn't, but your mum's a milf
person1: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!
person2: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!!
person1: lol
person2: lolol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 17, 2009
i bet u have never heard of this before but it's actually a type of music
thats right a type of music
i myself am one of the many scouse dj's
scouse dj's remix songs from the uk top 40 and other well known tunes aswell as making their own
kb project, alex k, jc project, ls system, bass slammers, ghetto busterz, dna, tim dawes, dj, riley, dj ian t, dj mercer and of course myself are just some of the many scouse dj's
if you wan't any more info on this music go to
www.wkd-sounds.com
www.bouncytunez.net
thats right a type of music
i myself am one of the many scouse dj's
scouse dj's remix songs from the uk top 40 and other well known tunes aswell as making their own
kb project, alex k, jc project, ls system, bass slammers, ghetto busterz, dna, tim dawes, dj, riley, dj ian t, dj mercer and of course myself are just some of the many scouse dj's
if you wan't any more info on this music go to
www.wkd-sounds.com
www.bouncytunez.net
person1: scouse music rules!
person2: yay lol i just remixed a miley cyrus tune aswell as a christmas tune
person1: sounds awesome
person2: it sounds even better through huge speakers
person2: yay lol i just remixed a miley cyrus tune aswell as a christmas tune
person1: sounds awesome
person2: it sounds even better through huge speakers
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 12, 2009
1.You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.
person1: do u know why sex is like bikes
person2: no
person1: once u learn u never forget how to do it
person2: haha ye
person2: no
person1: once u learn u never forget how to do it
person2: haha ye
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009