DJ's definitions

design

what up and coming graphic designers aspire to - but which the Industry thinks it knows better. Hence, the degree of difficulty and countless CDs of folio examples sent by new graduates to unispired and uninspiring studios who care about material wealth and not the material.

myself and countless other graduates Australia-wide.

by dj December 7, 2003

Fixer Upper

A web comic about a couple people living in a old run down house. The story is humorous and geeky. It can be found at the site www.con-whores.com

"Red: Daemeon why are there gibblets on the floor?

Daemeon: THEY STARTED IT!!!"

by DJ April 25, 2005

SYLLOGISM

Logic. A form of deductive reasoning consisting of a major premise, a minor premise, and a conclusion; for example, All humans are mortal, the major premise, I am a human, the minor premise, therefore, I am mortal, the conclusion.
Reasoning from the general to the specific; deduction.
A subtle or specious piece of reasoning.

Every virtue is laudable; Kindness is a virtue; Therefore kindness is laudable. These propositions are denominated respectively the major premise, the minor premise, and the conclusion.

by dj October 1, 2003

grumpcatin'

When you are in a bad mood or pissed off.

Why you grumpcatin'?

by DJ June 14, 2003

MPSPD

Muttin Punx and St Pete Drunks.
a vicious gang coming from St. Petersburg Florida. dont fuck with them or theyre rape you in the bunghole they dont give a fuck!

oh my god here come the MPSPD cover your cornholes!

by DJ November 15, 2004

Roach

Leave a spark patch with your knee

Man, I need a new visor, cause you Roached in front of me.

by DJ October 23, 2003

christmas

Once a definition for a sacred holiday celebrating the birth of baby Jesus. Now a modern slang term for capitalists raping your wallet while you waste all of your money on people you hate.

Once again Christmas has left my wallet and desire for sex with a woman in an elf suit empty.

by DJ December 24, 2003