DEEZ's definitions

last call

A crappy show hosted by Carson Daly that my friends and I have renamed "Tool Time". The show sucks!

Me: "What the fuck are you watching."
Unknowing friend: "Last Call with Carson Daly"
Me: "You mean Tool time?"

by DEEZ February 25, 2004

disdique

posessive form of one's own male reproductive organ.

That girl at the end of the bar clearly wants disdique.

I'd say my roomate was fronting, but people keep telling me she wants to hop on disdique.

by deez August 11, 2003

st00pid

(supporting adjective)

used to support a word for an exclamitory effect and also as a replacemet for words in a sentence. one must use the context in the statement to assume how st00pid is used.

1. Man we were making st00pid cash the other day!

2. Those cars were st00pid fast!

3. That shit was st00pid fun!

by Deez July 13, 2003

seed

Sperm

Derek Wolf Planted his seed in his wife. She accepted all of his seed. His seed is growing.

by Deez September 18, 2003

phone bone

Phone Sex

Me and my bitch phone boned for hours.

by Deez August 16, 2003

pass ass

fart

i passed ass on your face :)

by Deez August 22, 2003

sucktard

Sucktard is a mixture of "He sucks" and "He's a retard." Usually used as an epithet.

"Dude, that guy is a sucktard"

by deez August 11, 2004