DEEZ's definitions

zorg

The crazy looking creatures in Halo. I don't know their real name so I refer to them as zorgs.

Holy shit! Look out for that zorg behind the rock.

by Deez November 14, 2004

crasian

a crazy asian

That crazy, squealling, constantly scrumping bitch next door is a crasian.

by DEEZ February 23, 2004

danza slap

This refers to the early years of Tony Danza. Before Who's the Boss, Danza's porn name was Tony Nadz. His signature more was the danza slap where he smacked the girl across the face after receiving oral sex and would call out "Danza". He was known to leave welts.

After that hummer, I slapped her across the face with my wang and hollered "Danza!" She was impressed.

by DEEZ February 23, 2004

last call

A crappy show hosted by Carson Daly that my friends and I have renamed "Tool Time". The show sucks!

Me: "What the fuck are you watching."
Unknowing friend: "Last Call with Carson Daly"
Me: "You mean Tool time?"

by DEEZ February 25, 2004

continental™

While engaging in vaginal sex, you pull out your dick and procede to stick it in her ass and then back to the vagina. This is repeated as many times as necessary in order to receive the full effect of the continental™. The conclusion of the continental™ is preceded by the slogan, "Oh, what a lovely tea party."

"I gave that bitch the continental™."

by DEEZ February 26, 2004

niggarigged

To set up an object in a unconventional way :aka (black folks)

Ray- Ray niggarigged mama's car so that u have to pull a string to start it.

by Deez March 29, 2004

bootlegger

a undergrounddistributer of various item. Commonly CD, DVD PS2 Games

I got the Passion of christ DVD a week befor it came out in theaters from the bootlegger in the barber shop

by Deez March 29, 2004